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Mausoleum (1983)

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‘Centuries of evil have just been awakened’

Mausoleum is a 1983 American supernatural horror film directed by Michael Dugan from a screenplay by producers Robert Barich and Robert Madero.

Susan Nomed (Bobbie Bresee) was ten when her mother died. Now thirty, blonde and beautiful, she is heiress to the family fortune. But for the women of the Nomed family there is another legacy that no-one wants to remember, an ancient and evil curse.

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Possessed by powers that overtake her, Susan’s life becomes a nightmare of lust, terror and murder until even her husband finds himself confronting the face of evil. Only one person can help her cast away the evil, but he will have to face the prince of darkness to free Susan from the grip of Satan…

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Main cast:

Marjoe Gortner (HellholeStarcrash; The Food of the Gods), former Playboy model Bobbie Bresee (Evil Spawn; Star Slammer; Ghoulies), Norman Burton (Deep Space; Fade to Black; The Reincarnation of Peter Proud), Maurice Sherbanee, LaWanda Page, Laura Hippe, Sheri Mann, Julie Christy Murray.

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Reviews:

“If you’re looking for a really bad B-movie, though, Mausoleum excels. There are a lot of laughs to be had, most of them at the filmmakers’ expense. The demon makeup reminds of some of the better monster movies of the ‘80s, and there are gory moments that almost make sitting through 90 minutes of stiff acting worth it.” Ryne Barber, HorrorNews.net

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“The effects are foamy rubber and poster paint. The gore is gooey but it is amateurish and repeatedly shot in a poor manner so that the effects are obscured or unseen. Every character is written to be so dim that the notion that Nomed = Demon is lost on them …The final scene involves a hooded man laughing directly at the viewer as if mocking the waste of time that this film has been.” Blood Soaked Horror Reviews

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“The monster makeup is clearly the only reason the movie exists, and it’s pretty good stuff. Bobbie Bresee also wears a number of demonic contact lenses and makeup appliances, and then there’s a full inhuman creature that appears (the one with the killer breasts). There is some great cheesy lighting throughout the film, and you always know when there’s some demon stuff happening because usually it is accompanied by a green and purple light show, along with lots of fog where no fog should be.” Groovy Doom

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“The story itself is nonsense and, of course, there’s a weird ending (as is usually the case with ’80s horror films) but there are enough scares and tension to make it uncomfortable viewing without being too exploitative. It doesn’t explain itself very well (what does the demon want? How did the curse start? Why does it wait until you are thirty?) but really who cares?  An attractive lady kills everyone around her and that’s all you really need to know about Mausoleum.” The 80s Movie Club

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“Minor supernatural tale with hokey effects … John Buechler’s makeup and fright masks are only fair.” John Stanley, Creature Features

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Release:

The film was given a limited release theatrically in the United States by Motion Picture Marketing (MPM) in 1983. It was subsequently released on VHS by Embassy Home Entertainment. In the UK, it was released on VHS by Satanica.

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The film was released on DVD by BCI Entertainment as part of their Exploitation Cinema double feature line alongside the film Blood Song.

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Filming locations:

Los Angeles and Ventura, California, USA

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Sex and Horror: The Art of Emanuele Taglietti – book (2015)

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Sex and Horror: The Art of Emanuele Taglietti is a 2015 book by Mark Alfrey published by Korero Press about the Italian comic book cover artist known for his outrageous artwork. In the course of his career in the 1970s and 1980s, Taglietti painted more than 500 covers, for fumetti comic books such as Zora la VampiraSukiaUlulaCimiteriaStregonaria and Vampirissimo.

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Taglietti was one of most outstanding artists of the golden age of Italian comics. His distinctive iconic work brims with violence and eroticism. This highly visual biography displays dozens of his full-colour paintings and discusses his artistic techniques.

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Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)

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‘The nightmare is about to begin… again’

Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 is a 1987 American black comedy horror slasher film edited and directed by Lee Harry from a screenplay co-written with Joseph H. Earle.

It is the sequel to Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) and was followed by Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out! (1989).

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Plot:

Ricky Caldwell, the eighteen-year-old brother of the first film’s killer, is now being held in a mental hospital, awaiting trial for a series of murders that he committed.

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While being interviewed by the psychiatrist Dr. Henry Bloom, Ricky tells the story of the murders his brother Billy committed throughout a series of several flashbacks using extensive footage from the original film.

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These flashbacks include new shots to make Ricky appear in more of Billy’s original story…

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Main cast:

Eric Freeman (Ghost Writer; Murder Weapon; Children of the Corn), James L. Newman (Celia), Elizabeth Kaitan [as Cayton] (NecromancerFriday the 13th Part VII; Silent Madness) and Jean Miller (Escapes).

Review:

“Although nowhere near as much fun as its predecessor, Part II does have some fine moments, once you’ve waded through all the reused clips. It’s worth watching just to see the nun get her final comeuppance. Skip the first forty five minutes and watch immediately after seeing the first instalment.” Jim Harper, Legacy of Blood: A Comprehensive Guide to Slasher Movies

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“Director-editor Lee Harry succeeds in making this one of the most mean-spirited slasher films ever made.” John Stanley, Creature Features

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Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 is the epitome of a bad movie, yet it has that ridiculous bad movie charm to it that makes it a great choice to invite friends over for a Mystery Science Theater type showing … It can be looked at as good, even one of the best… if you’re into that special kind of bad.” Ronnie Angel, Slashed Dreams: The Ultimate Guide to Slasher Films

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Reception:

Due to the excessive use of footage from the original movie, the film was panned by critics. However, the film does have an audience with slasher fans/horror fans, and has gained a cult following as an unintentional comedy due to Freeman’s over-the-top performance.

During Ricky’s suburban shooting rampage, he kills a neighbour that is taking out trash cans, shouting “Garbage day!” before firing on the person. The scene has become an Internet meme due to the seemingly non-sequitur nature of the scene as well as the comedic cheesiness of the line’s delivery.

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Meanwhile, Ricky’s murder of a mobster by stabbing him with an umbrella, then unfurling it with the victim hoisted against the wall, has also become a popular horror movie death, and was the inspiration for the horror reference book, Death by Umbrella! The 100 Weirdest Horror Movie Weapons.

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“So what is good? Well beside Ricky’s “garbage day” delivery…there are some cool deaths. Ricky’s size and imposing demeanour make him seem like a viable threat so it’s not surprising he can kill other men with ease…it’s just a pity that it’s backed up with that horrible laugh.” Games, Brrrraaains & a Head-Banging Life

Release:

The film received a limited release theatrically in the United States in 1987. It grossed $154,323 at the box office. It was subsequently released on VHS by International Video Entertainment in 1987.

On December 4, 2012, the film was released alongside Part 1 as a two-disc “Christmas Survival Double Feature,” containing the same archival bonus features as a 2003 DVD release.

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In the UK, it was banned by the BBFC when submitted by Trans Global Pictures on 22/12/1987 and has not been submitted since.

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Choice dialogue:

Toy store owner: “I just remembered. Lots of ‘ho, ho, ho.’ Try not to scare the little bastards.”

Cast and characters:

  • Eric Freeman as Richard “Ricky” Caldwell
    • Darrel Guilbeau as Ricky at 15
    • Brian Michael Henley as Ricky at 10
  • James L. Newman as Doctor Henry Bloom
  • Elizabeth Kaitan as Jennifer Statson
  • Lilyan Chauvin (archive footage) / Jean Miller as Mother Superior
  • Corrine Gelfan as Martha Rosenberg
  • Michael Combatti as Morty Rosenberg
  • Jill K. Allen as Mrs. Rosenberg’s Friend
  • Ken Weichert as Chip
  • Ron Moriarty as Detective
  • Frank Novak as Rocco the Loan Shark
  • Randall Boffman as Eddie
  • Joanne White as Paula
  • Lenny Rose as Loser
  • Nadya Wynd as Sister Mary
  • Kenneth McCabe as Rent-A-Cop
  • J. Aubrey Island as Orderly
  • Jeremiah Sird as Gregg
  • Randy Post as Loudmouth In Theater
  • Kent Koppase as Cop #1
  • Michael Marloe as Cop #2
  • Larry Kelman as Cop #3/Paramedic
  • John Fitzgibbons as Kid At Play
  • Scottie Simpfender as Kid At Play
  • Erin Darini as Kid At Play
  • Lara Darini as Kid At Play
  • Brian Darini as Kid At Play

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Mortuary aka Embalmed (1981)

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‘Before you are buried… be sure you are really dead!’

Mortuary is a 1981 American slasher horror directed by Howard Avedis (They’re Playing with Fire; The Fifth Floor) from a screenplay co-written with his wife Marlene Schmidt (who co-produced and appears in a small role). The other co-producer was Edward L. Montoro (The Dark; Day of the Animals; Grizzly).

The film features a hooded face-painted killer who stabs or impales his victims with/on an embalming trocar. It was released theatrically on September 9, 1983 and took $4.3 million. It was also released internationally as Embalmed and Hall of Death.

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Cinematographer Gary Graver worked for Al Adamson and Fred Olen Ray and also on many genre movies such as Invasion of the Bee Girls (1973), The Toolbox Murders (1978) and The Attic (1980). He directed Moon in Scorpio (1987).

Composer John Cacavas also contributed scores for Horror Express (1972) and The Satanic Rites of Dracula (1973) as well as the theme for TV cop series Kojak.

It should not be confused with the 2005 film Mortuary, directed by Tobe Hooper.

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Main cast:

Mary Beth McDonough, David Wysocki [as David Wallace], Bill Paxton (The Vagrant; Aliens; Near Dark), Lynda Day George (Pieces; Ants!Day of the Animals), and Christopher George (Pieces; City of the Living Dead; Graduation Day).

Horror icon Michael Berryman appears in footage shot for the misleading US trailer as a gravedigger but is not the film itself.

Plot:

Christie Parson (Mary McDonaugh) is mourning the death of her father (Danny Rogers) by drowning. Her mother has convinced herself it was a tragic accident, but Christie is sure it was murder.

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Christie suffers from nightmares in which a hooded figure, clutching an embalming trocar, pursues her. She turns detective, aided by her boyfriend (David Wallace) to find out the truth. Her sleuthing draws her to a local mortuary, whose owner, Hank Andrews (Christopher George), together with his secretly demented offspring, Paul (Bill Paxton), is guarding an odious secret…

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“While nothing special, Mortuary basically gets the slasher job done with a minor mystery, chase scenes, a little nudity, some violent / gruesome moments and a twist ending. The cast is pretty appealing and the acting is a notch above average.” The Bloody Pit of Horror

“Fairly decent slasher flick with several jolts of suspense and gruesome deaths. Not a lot of blood and gore, but plenty of breasts both living and cadaver to enjoy. Fans of early 80’s slasher flicks should give this one a try.” Melon Farmers

“If you’ve got an 80s fetish, you’ll find more things between the feathered hair and the roller skating rinks, and the film looks and sounds very much like any other early 80s slasher movie, right down to the cornball dialogue and one hell of a nonsensical final shot. Unfortunately, it’s just not a very good one, save for the killer’s getup, the climax, the cleavage, and Mary McDonough’s body double.” Brett Gallman, Oh, the Horror!

“It’s actually a fairly slow-moving slasher film and neither Greg nor Christie are particularly interesting or likable. Still, the film features Bill Paxton skipping in a cemetery and that’s worth something.” Lisa Marie Bowman, Through the Shattered Lens

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Mortuary is an amusing movie with a lot going for it. It slows down about halfway in and leaves a few loose ends, but the good heavily outweighs the bad in this fun flick. I would recommend watching this if nothing else for the great acting of Christopher George and Bill Paxton.” Geno McGahee, Scared Stiff Reviews

“Bill Paxton is the best character in this …the lack of a decent story in Mortuary fails to hold viewer interest. Not as bad as it could be, but not recommended either.” Jim Harper, Legacy of Blood: A Comprehensive Guide to Slasher Movies

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“A wretched excuse for a movie…” John Stanley, Creature Features

“A low-budget chiller with a few good moments.” John Elliot, Elliot’s Guide to Films on Video

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Release:

Following an initial uncut release on video via Hokushin, the film was passed ’18’ in 1986 as Embalmed for a Mighty Fair VHS re-release, but only after a swingeing 2m 13s of BBFC category cuts for:

  • A stabbing with a surgical knife
  • A murder with an axe in the back
  • An embalming scene with topless nudity

In the US, the film was released on DVD on May 25, 2012, transferred with a 16×9 (1.78:1) high definition master from the original internegative. Scorpio Releasing in conjunction with Camelot Entertainment released the DVD with special features: Play with or without the “Nightmare Theater” experience, interview with composer John Cacavas and the original trailer.

On October 7, 2014, Scorpion Releasing released the film on Blu-ray a in a limited edition of just 1,200 copies.

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Filming locations:

Los Angeles, Malibu and Northridge, California, USA

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The Devil (1981)

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‘Crawling horror from the depths of Hell!’

The Devil – aka Devil’s Express and original title Xie Mo – is a 1981 Hong Kong-Taiwan supernatural horror film directed by Jen-Chieh Chang from a screenplay by Po Sheng Lu [as Pak Sang Luk]. It stars Shao Tung Chou, Bao Yu Wang, Di Ou.

Plot:

An old witch casts spells on her victims which turns their insides into snakes and worms…

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Reviews:

The Devil is a solid example of entertaining Hong Kong horror. Sure there are probably two too many characters that are mixed up with all the supernatural shenanigans (like the vengeful brother of the murdered woman), but there is plenty of slime spewing gross out scenes to keep you watching.” Mitch, The Video Vacuum

” …nasty little Taiwanese horror movie with some very gruesome scenes of people having these creatures crawling out from the mouth, belly and other parts of the body that might be unprotected at the moment. It’s more black and green slime than gore and blood, even if it’s quite graphic and not for the sensitive viewer.” Fred …. Ninja Dixon

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“A typically insane and fast-moving Hong Kong horror flick with horrible dubbing and cheesy acting but this one goes for extreme gross-outs in the form of a virus inflicted on people by a ghost that makes them break out in boils and abscesses, burst in green goo, and vomit, pus, blood, worms, centipedes and snakes.” The Worldwide Celluloid Massacre

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Dwarfs in Horror Cinema – article by Daz Lawrence

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For some, all the world’s a stage, for others, a battlefield. Circumstances sometimes mean that these two options are thrust upon a person, both socially and as a career. It’s one thing to possess what would be deemed ‘unconventional looks’ as an actor – these would perhaps be accentuated or swathed in make-up for a role, the over-riding tone being that they are instantly recognisable and often fit that most go-to pigeonhole-means-nothing phrase – ‘character actor’. For some actors, there is no disguise, no hiding place and often no sympathy.

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The use of men, women and children affected by dwarfism and other related conditions is, of course, nothing new – from freak shows, circuses and the entertainment of royalty there is a rich, if unforgiving history of short entertainers. With the exception of the Ancient Egyptians who gave dwarfs exalted status and the most desirable occupations, more often they have found themselves slaves to be used for sex, salacious entertainment and mockery in ancient Roman, Chinese, African and European culture.

A modicum of respect and deference was given to some dwarfs in the European courts of the 15th to 19th centuries but more often this gave way to treating dwarfs more like pets than members of their immediate social circle. Eye-popping examples include the demeaning-as-you-might-expect ‘dwarf pits’ of the Medicis, to the playthings of the courts of France and Russia, where numbers were often assembled into harems.

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By the 19th and well into the 20th century, it was considered almost de rigueur for dwarfs to consider the travelling fair or freak show as not only gainful employment but also a way of life. Regardless of intellect or talent, it has often proved impossible for people to look beyond the stature and physique, though the exploits of P.T. Barnum did at least offer the opportunity to showcase the skills of many performers whose look differed from the norm, in return for safe surroundings and an often not inconsiderable income.

Many of the dwarf actors in this article come from a circus background, from Harry Earles to Luis de Jesus, their performances on-screen often reflecting the wide-eyed acts they honed in front of live audiences desperate for salacious and thrilling spectacle. It is notable that in many of the films mentioned – Freaks, She-Freak, Circus of Fear and others – the circus environment and the tapestry of strange characters therein, hold the key to the unfolding double-crossing and hidden secrets of the narrative.

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Upon establishing Barnum’s American Museum in 1841, what would nowadays be recognised as a ‘freak show’ was born. Though not the first to exhibit people with physical deformities as entertainment, Barnum’s outlandish showmanship and feverish marketing techniques brought the spectacle out of the royal palaces and sordid backstreets an uncomfortably into the mainstream. Though distasteful on many levels, they were enormously successful and gave performers denied an opportunity to demonstrate their skills in other forms of employment, a meaningful career.

One of Barnum’s most celebrated stars came early in his career, in 1842, the Connecticut-born Charles Stratton Sherwood, he would become better known through his stage name, General Tom Thumb. Hitting the stage when aged only four-years-old (though advertised as being eleven), Stratton never grew beyond 3’35” (though spent most of his career nearer the 2’5” mark) and his performance pitched his size against his age in adulthood, smoking a pipe, joke-telling and impersonating the likes of Napoleon, whilst masquerading as an infant. It is said that Stratton was always grateful for the life Barnum had afforded him, despite the apparent exploitation a modern audience may perceive.

Incidentally, it is said that Barnum first suggested the use of the word ‘midget’ to differentiate between small but proportioned individuals and ‘dwarfs’, those with a condition which affects the proportions. In either case, modern reference generally defines either as being at or below the height of 4’10”.

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By the time of Barnum’s death in 1910, the appeal of freak shows was still at its height – touring shows appeared across America and Europe, with previously hidden natural wonders now eagerly proffered for the potentially sizeable returns for exhibition. As well as mobile presentations, there were also static displays, of particular note Coney Island in New York and Ripley’s Believe It Or Not.

Though it would take until towards the end of the century for attitudes to change (at least to some extent – it still took some time to largely banish phrases such as ‘the handicapped’), there remains a fascination for many, with films such as David Lynch’s The Elephant Man (1980) shining a different light on the lives of those presented as freaks. However, though travelling fairs died out, there became a new medium for to both satiate the thirst for the exotic and to give careers to those regularly shunned.

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Harry was born Kurt Fritz Schneider in 1902 in Germany, one of seven children, four of whom were small in stature, including his sister Daisy (born Hilda, in 1907). In 1915, both Harry and Daisy relocated to America where they soon found employment in both the travelling circus and vaudeville around the New York area. Just after the turn of the decade, their similarly-sized siblings, Gracie (born Frieda) and Tiny (Ellie), joined them and they named themselves ‘The Doll Family’ an entertainment troupe specialising in song and dance, with the extra string to their bow of being skilful horse-riders.

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Appearing for both the Ringling and Barnum circuses, they had initially assumed the surname Earles after the American entrepreneur who enabled their passage to America. It was Harry and Daisy whose performances really stood out, particularly Harry’s ability to hold the audience in his hand and Daisy’s glamourous looks.

It isn’t clear as to when or how they found themselves in Hollywood but they soon came to the attention of the director, Tod Browning, who at this time had already worked with the legendary Lon Chaney on the highly effective 1919 film, The Wicked Darling. In 1925, Browning was ready to adapt a short crime story, The Unholy Three, into a film, and began a search for the casting of one of the most critical roles – a miniature adult thief disguised as a baby to avoid detection.

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Once Harry came to Browning’s attention, he was soon cast and made his appearance in the dark and often alarming The Unholy Three in 1925, alongside a cross-dressing Lon Chaney and Victor McLaglen. The film was the first of a remarkable six occasions that Earle would appear as an adult masquerading as an adult – typecasting of a most unusual kind but still often bypassing the roles he really wanted to avoid – comedies which amounted to little more than ridicule.

The advent of sound led to a remake in 1930, again featuring Chaney and Earles. It is a much undervalued film, abruptly startling and unforgiving. Earles is excellent as the squinting, debauched miniature menace, a perfect foil for Chaney in his only speaking role. Despite his fulsome German accent, Harry is undubbed throughout.

Without question, it is Earle’s portrayal of Hans in Tod Browning’s Freaks (1932) that lingers longest in the memory. Playing the pivotal role of a soon-to-be wealthy sideshow performer, he is tempted to stray from his similarly-sized fiancée (played by Daisy Earles) by the conventionally-sized Cleo, a money-hungry trapeze artist in cahoots with her strongman boyfriend, Hercules, to woo, then bump off her target. An astonishingly expressive performance from Harry is both believable, and by turn, doused in pathos and overflowing with over-wrought indignation and largess.  When Cleo reels Hans yet further into her spiteful web by getting him drunk, the camera is unforgiving, yet sympathetic, showing the character as vulnerable, despite his regular bravado. What really comes across from the performance is Earle’s extraordinary confidence as an actor – in a film packed with real sideshow performers, many amateur actors at best, he more than holds his own, an essential ingredient to adding a veil of reality to the film, immediately elevating the film above what could so easily have been cringe-worthy and farcical.

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Along with his three siblings, Harry appeared, perhaps inevitably, in The Wizard of Oz (1939), as part of the ensemble of Munchkins, indeed he is instantly recognisable. Though this was his last known screen role, Harry continued to perform on stage in travelling shows for many years to come, certainly until he was well into his 50’s, after which he retired with his three siblings in Florida, in a specially adapted house, dying in 1985 at the age of eighty-three.

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Daisy had a much briefer career on-screen – a brief, uncredited role alongside Harry in the 1928 circus-set drama, Three-Ring Marriage, was her only appearance before taking the role of Frieda in Freaks. Both Harry and Daisy were amongst the first of the circus-folk to be cast, through virtue of already having been acquainted with director, Tod Browning. Partly due to their prowess, though more likely to pertain to their less alarming appearance, both Daisy and Harry were permitted to dine with the other studio staff and actors at MGM’s canteen.  It would be reasonable to say that Daisy’s role was the lesser of the two Earle’s roles – Daisy’s doe-eyed concern at her beloved’s taunting at the hands of Cleo borders on the saccharine, though her predicament is made all the more sympathetic by Harry’s oddly brusque and uncaring attitude to her pleas for caution. As was the unspoken requirement, Daisy also appeared in The Wizard of Oz, passing away at the family home in 1980.

Angelo Rossitto

Often known as Little Ang or simply, Moe, Angelo Rossitto was born in Nebraska in 1908 with dwarfism, restricting his height to only 2’11”. Angelo’s prolific and varied acting career can be seen as a benchmark of sorts for actors of restricted height, his seventy film career, as well as roles on television being only one aspect of his remarkable life. Along with the other noted dwarf actor, Billy Barty, he formed The Little People of America, a non-profit organisation still offering support and information to people of short stature and their families today.

From his earliest acting days, Rossitto was happy with roles of any magnitude, from pivotal speaking parts to uncredited appearances in heavy disguise. By his own admission, he was a “ham and eggs actor”, never expecting stardom and supplementing his income for large parts of his life by selling newspapers from a stand on Hollywood and Vine, becoming one of Hollywood’s most recognisable faces somewhat via the backdoor.

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Rossitto’s first film role was in The Beloved Rogue in 1927, alongside the meaty acting chops of John Barrymore and Conrad Veidt. His name now in casting director’s contacts books, he starred as everything from pygmies to Vikings to monsters, usually in blink and you miss him roles , though had a slightly more extended appearance in Benjamin Christensen’s Seven Footprints to Satan as a mysterious goateed house guest, up until the Year Zero for actors of unusual appearance, 1932’s Freaks. With a good deal of screen time and an unusual weighty presence, Angelo achieved a level of pop culture fame which would resonate for decades to come, leading the chant of “one of us”, at the sideshow performers’ wedding feast.

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In no sense did Angelo’s appearance in Freaks lead to his acting star rising heavenwards. Though he could be seen onscreen in vehicles as diverse as Cecil B. DeMille (Sign of the Cross) and Laurel and Hardy (Babes in Toyland) it was only in roles that could politely be referred to as ‘supporting’ – occasionally parts would present themselves in the unlikeliest places (Shirley Temple’s stunt stand-in, for example).

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His connection to the horror genre was never far away, not least due to regular appearances alongside screen giants Boris Karloff (two Mr. Wong films) and more especially Bela Lugosi, alongside whom he made several well-intentioned but often somewhat ropey films. However, for every dud (1941’s Spooks Run Wild; 1947’s Scared To Death) there’s the odd gem (1942’s The Corpse Vanishes).

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By the 1950’s, work was beginning to thin out, not least in the sense of his time onscreen in films anything above camp trash – 1953’s Mesa of Lost Women; the iconic lead alien in Invasion of the Saucermen (unrecognisable under Paul Blaisdell’s costume) and the Johnny Weissmuller atrocity, Jungle Moon Men (1955) will give you an idea of the standard of parts available. Even what, on paper, looked like blockbusters were a false dawn – 1957’s The Story Of Mankind may have boasted stars such as Vincent Price, John Carradine, Caesar Romero and the Marx Brothers, but even then it was hailed as camp of the highest order.

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Some salvation came in the mid-60s when television was given greater credence, leading to role in the likes of Gunsmoke, The Man from U.N.C.L.E, as well as a recurring role in, of all things, H.R. Pufnstuf. If Angelo’s film roles in the 40’s and 50’s seemed a little on the low-budget side, audiences can rightly have left cinemas heading straight for the shower after his appearances in two of Al Adamson’s trashiest sleazefests – Brain of Blood and Dracula vs. Frankenstein (both tainting 1971).

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Although Angelo had the longest-running role of his career in the mid-70’s, in the fondly remembered Beretta as shoe-shine boy informant, Little Moe, the twilight of acting life also saw him accepting roles which were as garish, out-there and sleazy as ever.

On the tamer side of things were the likes of the well-worth seeking out gangster film, Little Cigars (1973) and literal and metaphorical car crash of a movie, Smokey Bites the Dust (1981), whilst the other end of the scale saw appearances in the largely forgotten William Devane-starring The Dark (1979) and 1980’s thoroughly entertaining Galaxina. A low point, but still entirely in keeping with his philosophy of taking whatever job was presented to him, was the softcore movie Adult Fairy Tales, which saw Rossitto as one of the few stars to keep his clothes on.

Rossitto’s final roles of note are amongst his most engaging since the 1930’s – a small role in the impressive interpretation of Ray Bradbury’s Something Wicked This Way Comes (1983); an iconic turn as The Master in Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome (1985 – an experience he regarded as the most enjoyable of his career); and his final on-screen role in the Vincent Price-starring From a Whisper To a Scream (1987). By this stage, Angelo was almost totally blind – though his body and mind were willing to still carry on, film producers were unable (or unwilling) to give him roles as no insurance company would provide appropriate cover for him.

Having already achieved immortality in a 61-year film career (and in music, featuring on the cover of Tom Waits’ seminal 1983 album Swordfishtrombones). Rossitto retired, dying at the grand old age of eighty-three in 1991.

Billy Barty

Though his involvement in horror was somewhat fleeting, despite his lengthy career, it would be wrong of us not to spend a moment considering the contribution of Billy Barty.

Born in 1924, the 3’9” Barty was the driving force behind the formation of The Little People of America in 1957, alongside the aforementioned Angelo Rossitto. His acting career clung far closer to the mainstream, becoming popular for comedic roles and voice-acting right up until his death aged seventy-six in 2000.

Barty’s earlier appearances on-screen had run the usual course of ‘baby’ roles, though with a slight twist – a regular participant in pre-code Busby Berkeley musicals, he often played a quite shockingly seedy infant, leering and plotting to catch glimpses of the chorus girls.

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In 1935, he made what could be politely described as a cameo appearance in Bride of Frankenstein, in rather indistinct long-shots of Dr Pretorius’ bottled experiments, perhaps inevitably, dressed as a baby in a high chair. Clearer still shots have been discovered in recent years.

A far more prominent horror role came in 1957’s The Undead, a blisteringly bad, though inadvertently entertaining time-travel farrago from Roger Corman, which sees Billy playing the part of an imp. An equally enjoyable/painful watch is 1989’s Lobster Man from Mars, a spoof film-within-a-film in which Barty plays a somewhat fleeting part.

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Billy Curtis

Despite being born in 1909, Curtis, who stood at 4’2” tall, was never either compelled or drawn towards exhibiting himself at sideshows and enjoyed a healthy fifty-year career as an actor.

After spending some time on Broadway (often playing children, as was de rigueur), his very first screen role was no less than the lead in the now derided musical Western, The Terror of Tiny Town, rather like The Wizard of Oz, an almost obligatory gig if you were of a certain size in the industry at the time. However, at the time, the film made huge returns at the box office and promised several sequels and spin-offs, none of which materialised.

Like many of the short actors who appeared in 1939’s Wizard of Oz, Curtis’ part goes uncredited, a fact that rather supports his oft-quoted line that Toto the dog got paid $200 dollars, compared to those with roles as Munchkins’, $50. However, Curtis’ career revolved not only around his size but equally his acting prowess – he rarely took roles which others may consider demeaning, appearing in many Westerns as a character who happened to be short, as opposed to a comedic aside of sorts.

Curtis changed direction just before the end of the War with a (yet again) small, uncredited role in Ghost Catchers and in the 1943 supernatural anthology, Flesh and Fantasy, which he could at least console himself with the fact Peter Lawford also appeared without an acting credit.

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The 1950’s and the advent of the dreaded Atom, provided slightly more opportunities to appear in film, though not necessarily in stellar roles. In George Reeve’s debut in Superman and the Mole Men (1951) he played, yes, a Mole Man; in the peculiarly heavyweight Gorilla at Large he featured alongside Anne Bancroft, Lee Marvin and Cameron Mitchell, leading to a lead role… of sorts… in 1954’s Gog, in the unenviable position of being responsible for manoeuvring the metallic/cardboard contraption.

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Other genre roles from this period include the excellent The Incredible Shrinking Man (1957) and Angry Red Planet (1959) and a strange bookend to everything we’ve seen so far – the role of Harry Earles in The Unholy Three re-enactment in James Cagney’s rather so-so biopic of Lon Chaney, Man of a Thousand Faces (1957).

Like Billy Barty, television allowed more regular opportunities for work, though it could be argued that Curtis got the cooler parts – the 1960’s saw him appear in everything from Batman to The Monkees to Bewitched to Get Smart. Curtis had certainly warmed to science fiction and fantasy; he starred alongside Horrorpedia favourite Reggie Nalder in the Star Trek episode Journey to Babel and as an ape child in the genre-shaking Planet of the Apes.

Skip Martin

Hailing from London and born in 1923, Skip became something of a horror film regular, fondly thought of by keen-eyed enthusiasts for his appearances in movies with a very European gothic slant. Acquiring his nickname from his habit of skipping school, Martin was born Alec Derek George Horowitz, the surname being due to his Russian father. Although managing a perfectly serviceable career as an actor, he earned his trade on a more stable footing as a tobacconist.

Filmed in 1958, though released in 1962, Martin appeared in the Christopher Lee and Boris Karloff vehicle Corridors of Blood as a tavern regular – not a part that saw him speak or do very much other than slowly carry his gruel to his table but certainly a part he could boast about to his regular customers. Continuing his habit of appearing with horror film icons, he next appeared in the 1961 film, The Hellfire Club, alongside Peter Cushing, the film itself scripted by Hammer stalwart, Jimmy Sangster.

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The role for which Martin is best remembered is undoubtedly that of Hop-Toad in Roger Corman’s Masque of the Red Death (1964), also giving him the opportunity to complete his holy quadrangle of horror co-stars alongside Vincent Price. Rather than the silent cameos he had been given previously, Hop-Toad is given a pleasing amount of screen-time, as well as some particularly juicy lines and the film’s standout killing.

Clearly doing enough to catch the eye of Harry Alan Towers, his next appearance was equally significant, as Mr. Big in the 1966 film, Circus of Fear, another chance to work with Christopher Lee, as well the challenge of being on-screen with Klaus Kinski. Whilst not an especially rewarding film, Skip’s character has a lurking menace which at least makes it a fascinating study of shady dealings and potential danger in every shadow.

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An easy to miss role in Tinto Brass’ highly-stylised 1967 murder mystery Col Cuore In Gola (I Am What I Am aka Deadly Sweet) may have suggested an increasingly steady decline in more meaty acting parts but instead proved only to be a blip before three more significant horror films.

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In Vampire Circus (1971), he again creates unease as the tumbling, mysterious clown, leading to a particularly satisfying revenge enacted upon him by the poor, pestered villagers.

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Martin also lends his sonorous voice and magnetic charisma to Horror Hospital (1973) before an unfortunate coda to his career: firstly an appearance in the irredeemably poor rock ‘n’ roll musical Son of Dracula alongside the likes of Ringo Starr and Harry Nilsson; and finally the role of a mini-Rolf Harris in the famous episode of The Goodies set in a zoo. True horror!

Michael Dunn

Born Gary Neil Miller in Oklahoma, Dunn allegedly taught himself to read at the age of three, a sign that the rare case of dwarfism, which affected both his bone structure (both his hips were dislocated, making walking extremely painful) and his lung-growth, would do little to hold him back. A talented pianist and singer, Dunn and his family rejected overtures for him to receive an education in a ‘special school’, preferring instead that his voracious appetite for knowledge be satiated in a standard setting.

Dunn’s acting ability is arguably a step ahead of many of his shorter contemporaries, indeed, often degrees above both his averagely-heighted co-stars and the calibre of vehicle he was appearing in. His acting career began in the theatre after moving to New York from his home in Miami where he had gained a degree in journalism. His parts initially were off-Broadway, though he became a familiar fixture in local bars where he sung with his surprisingly strong voice to great applause.

In 1963, his dedication to his craft paid off when he appeared in the Edward Albee adaptation of the novella, The Sad Cafe, by Carson McCullers. Playing the mysterious hunchback, Cousin Lymon, he earned a Tony award nomination, the play itself sweeping the board at that year’s ceremony.

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After forming a nightclub act alongside the actress Phoebe Dorin, he appeared in 1965’s Ship of Fools, alongside the likes of Lee Marvin and Vivienne Leigh. His lynchpin part, narrating both the beginning and end of the film, alongside a moving role in the main body, led to an Academy Award nomination.

It was from this springboard that his most famous appearances on television: firstly on Get Smart as Mr Big, then to fondly remembered one-off parts in Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea; Star Trek (in which he would have stolen the show appearing as Alexander in the episode, Plato’s Stepchildren, now more often remembered as the episode in which Kirk kisses Uhura) and Wild, Wild West, where his role as the villainous Dr. Miguelito Loveless endeared him to a generation of viewers.

Dunn’s first true genre appearance was in Gordon Hessler’s (Scream and Scream Again; Cry of the Banshee) 1971 adaptation of Poe’s Murders in the Rue Morgue, a small part in an unfulfilling movie. Better was to come with an appearance in the Night Gallery episode, The Sins of the Fathers, one of the more alarming episodes of Rod Serling’s less appreciated TV series.

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Roles became more and more difficult to find, leading to Dunn taking increasingly less-stellar parts in what could be seen as more demeaning for a man with such great notices earlier in his career. 1973 saw him appear in The Werewolf of Washington, as Dr. Kiss, presumably a nod to Wild, Wild West.

Far worse was to follow the year after in Frankenstein’s Castle of Freaks as the perverted, corpse fondling Genz, alongside Horrorpedia favourite, Sal Boris (here listed as Boris Lugosi). It’s a film that doesn’t even pass the ‘so bad it’s good’ test, a waste of Dunn’s considerable talents.

From his early days appearing in New York nightclubs, Dunn had developed a fondness for alcohol (he was already a smoker from an early age), not uncommon for the actors of the time in the city. It had taken its toll on his liver and an ill-fated relationship with a burlesque dancer had left him wiped out financially. It was now a case of taking roles of any kind, though his later appearances show him moving with even more difficulty than only a few years prior.

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It was in this state of physical degradation that Michael Dunn appeared in The Mutations (aka Freakmaker), alongside Donald Pleasence. He lends a terrific element of the unnerving to what veers towards farce on occasion, his ability to hold the camera with his gaze evident in abundance. It was to be his final appearance during his lifetime.

Whilst filming The Abdication in London during 1974, he passed away at the hotel he was staying in whilst in London. Though rumours still circulate that his body was ‘stolen’ for a period and his room ransacked, evidence suggests no foul play and that his medical condition has led to his death at the age of 38.

Felix Silla

Felix Silla was born near Rome, Italy, in 1937, moving to the United States in 1955, joining a succession of circuses where he perfected various skills, from bareback horse-riding, to acrobatics to flying trapeze. When the Ringling Brothers circus he performed with disbanded in the early 1960s, he became an in-demand stunt performer, his stature (3’11”) filling a niche for skilled performers who could fulfil roles not normally possible for average-heights actors.

His relocation to Hollywood quickly earned him to bit-parts in TV series, though it was a casting-call for the soon-to-be aired The Addams Family which led to sustained employment. Passing the audition on-sight, his role was to be that of Cousin Itt, a part which left him disguised under a heap of (real) hair and shades – his burbling voice was dubbed over afterwards. The costume was later replaced with a synthetic, flame-retardant hair ensemble, lest Felix be engulfed in fire from a stray cigarette butt.

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Silla was always willing to take parts which either had little value in terms of art or craft, or indeed left him unidentifiable on-screen. A role where Felix is able to exercise his acting chops more clearly came in 1967, with She-Freak the shaky-handed re-telling of 1932’s masterful Freaks. Appearing as the conniving Shorty, he is in an environment he no doubt knew only too well, though the casting of Silla in the film led to an even more shadowy outcome, a nine-year affair with lead actress, Claire Brennan, one which led to them having a child but was kept secret from the outside world.

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Aside from a minor role as a child gorilla in Planet of the Apes, Silla worked extensively in television, from H.R. Pufnstuf to Bewitched, toothsome film parts being few and far between. Little Cigars alongside Billy Curtis promised much but only led to inconsequential, appearances as sideshow acts and diminutive monsters –neither as an attraction in 1973’s SSSSnake; a fireplace imp in TV movie Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark; a malformed infant in 1977’s Demon Seed; nor an admittedly creepy supernatural being in 1978’s The Manitou led to critical acclaim nor award nominations, though as one of the creatures in David Cronenberg’s The Brood, he at least worked with a notable auteur.

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More financially rewarding was the role of the somewhat annoying robot, Twiki, in the much-loved (at the time) Buck Rogers in the 25th Century television series, the second repeat appearance he made in a landmark sci-fi show, following from his appearances in Battlestar Galactica.

Towards the end of his screen career, he made the requisite appearance as an ewok in the third instalment of the Star Wars saga (or the sixth, if you’re picky), a critter in House and Dink in Mel Brooks’ Spaceballs. Whilst Silla was rarely given (or perhaps even craved) the acting opportunities afforded to his similarly-sized contemporaries, he has achieved lasting fame playing monstrous oddities and comedic weirdos, something many in Hollywood would be grateful for.

Hervé Villechaize

Hervé Jean-Pierre Villechaize, some twenty-odd years after his death is still one of the best-known dwarf actors, to the extent where his name will often prompt an impression from someone in the room, should alcoholic drinks have been taken.

Born in France in 1943 of Filipino and English extraction, the 3’10” Villechaize preferred to be referenced as a midget, as opposed to a dwarf, his head and body being in proportion. Despite several medical procedures, something his doctor father was insistent upon, his thyroid-related condition led to his growth being restricted.

Although nationally recognised at an early age for his painting and photography skills, Villechaize left for America aged 21, having taught himself English by watching American television programmes, appropriate given that his greatest success would be via that medium.

Settling in New York, he appeared in blink-and-you-miss-it film roles until a meatier role came along in the form of Christopher Speeth’s 1973 film, Malatesta’s Carnival of Blood. Now considered a classic of American low-budget drive-in cinema, it allowed the actor to use his own very drawly French accent to convey an appropriately strange tone to an already bewildering spectacle.

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The following year saw him build on this somewhat cult foundation by starring as the evil Spider in Oliver Stone’s big screen debut, Seizure. Evidently a casting agent had caught one of these early appearances as he soon found himself in the James Bond film, The Man With the Golden Gun, as Nick-Nack, still now hailed as one of the franchise’s greatest villains. It was the first acting part that really paid off financially, the actor living rough at the time in Los Angeles.

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Despite the fame this brought him, it did not lead to further blockbuster roles, his next meaningful film appearance being in 1980’s, The Forbidden Zone, as the sexually-charged King Fausto. Indeed, Villechaize’s experience on Bond had sparked an outward confidence with the ladies, fuelled by a fondness for alcohol.

His star actually peaked on television from 1977-1983, as the character Tattoo in Fantasy Island, his refrain, “De plane, de plane!” being better remembered than the show itself. It was here he met his future wife, Donna Camille, a minor actress and model. The relationship only lasted two years, Villechaize a victim of drink, the self-aggrandisement his TV fame brought him and depression, leading to suicidal thoughts. Not long after, Villechaize had an appeal for a wage increase declined, leading to his departure from the hit show and the beginning of a downward spiral into far more intermittent work.

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By 1993, he was reduced to self-referential TV cameos, the end truly being self-inflicted when he committed suicide by shooting himself. His suicide note explained he could no longer live with the severe pain his condition caused him.

Luis De Jesus

Born in New York in 1952, details of the 4’3” Luis de Jesus’ life and indeed film career are somewhat sketchy, perhaps befitting of a performer who took exploitation to a whole new level. It is said he began his career in entertainment at the circus, entirely believable considering that the sideshows of Coney Island were still a going concern. From here, his attentions turned to a particular form of film – one in which he appeared in for much of the rest of his life, to almost legendary notoriety.

The first appearance of de Jesus in film is agreed to be a 1970 peep-show loop, later expanded to a full feature, entitled Anal Dwarf, which featured Luis doing exactly what you’d expect. For many years, it was thought to be something of an urban myth, something now ‘helpfully’ clarified. During this somewhat hazy period, it was alleged the actor in question was not in fact de Jesus but Hervé Villechaize, disregarding the fact there was no resemblance beyond their height.

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Not long after this, the director, Joel M. Reed, was casting for the horror-sleaze epic, The Incredible Torture Show (1976, later re-titled Blood Sucking Freaks when picked up by Troma in the early 80’s), the key role of the demented and sadistic dwarf, Ralphus, being earmarked, ironically, for Hervé Villechaize, whom he knew via his appearance in Oliver Stone’s aforementioned Seizure. Villechaize had at that time relocated briefly back to Paris and was insistent that his airfare be covered, should he accept, something Reed’s budget would not stretch to. Eager to find a replacement quickly, de Jesus was the first through the door and passed the audition through size and appearance alone, his mass of curly hair and fiendish grin being more than enough talent.

Without an R-rating, The Incredible Torture Show received limited showings in New York, eventually an excellent marketing tool, though at the time a disaster. Less so for de Jesus, who had enjoyed sexual liaisons with at least one of the models who featured in the film off-camera, despite the presence of her boyfriend. It was clear his acting career was not going to lead to a slew of offers from Hollywood after this part, a riotously entertaining, though equally filthy romp.

Indeed, he quickly returned to adult films, appearing in the likes of Gerard Damiano’s Make My Puppets Come (perhaps the only film that could compare to The Incredible Torture Show in terms of ludicrousness) Ultra-Flesh and Fanta-sex Island, a parody of Fantasy Island that yet again saw the two actors briefly crossing the horizon at the same time. By the time of his death in 1988, de Jesus had made a vague attempt at a mainstream career, appearing briefly in Under the Rainbow and as an ewok in Return of the Jedi.

Nelson de la Rosa

Nelson was recognised by the Guinness Book of Records as the world’s shortest man in 1989, reaching an adult height of only 2’4”. He became something of a national hero in his native Dominican Republic after becoming a regular fixture on Venezuelan television, though genre fans will remember him best for his appearance as the titular RatMan, a 1988 Italian production shot on location in his homeland.

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His fanged mutation, technically classed as a rat/monkey hybrid, is a real treat, de la Rosa cropping up in the unlikeliest of places with a genuine creepy menace. Yet greater stardom beckoned, cast in the doomed Richard Stanley retelling of The Island of Dr. Moreau. The acting behemoth, Marlon Brando, became somewhat obsessed with de la Rosa, insisting his role was greatly expanded and goading him into making sexual advances towards female members of cast and crew.

Whilst the H.G. Wells film did not lead to further screen success, he became an adopted mascot by the Boston Red Sox baseball team and de la Rosa earned a comfortable living in circuses across South America, leaving a wife and child on his death in 2006.

Zelda Rubinstein

Zelda Rubinstein was something of a late-comer to the world of entertainment, not venturing into the void until she was in her late 40’s. At 4’3” and with a distinctive, high-pitched voice, roles did not necessarily jump out at her, though her first job as a voice-over artist on The Flintstones cartoon did however, give her the confidence to leave her job as a blood bank technician and become a performer full-time.

Work on television adverts followed, leading to her first film role in Under the Rainbow, along with The Wizard of Oz and the Star Wars films, almost a rite of passage for actors of restricted height in Hollywood.

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Her breakthrough came quickly, in Tobe Hooper’s (more likely the stewardship of writer, Steven Spielberg) 1982 hit, Poltergeist. Playing the psychic, Tangina, Rubinstein plays a pivotal character arriving slap-bang in the middle of the film. The part was written specifically for a small person and it was one which the actress had to battle hard for, going through several auditions to win the role. Her performance is one of both tenderness and stern warnings, many of her lines – “this house is clean”; “go into the light” – becoming quoted and referenced for many years afterwards.

A huge box-office hit, the film revitalised the haunted house genre and ushered forth two sequels in 1986 and 1988 – more were considered but the death of the little girl, JoBeth Williams brought the run to a close.

Rubinstein remained busy: of note for horror fans was Anguish, Bigas Luna’s dazzling, extremely strange 1987 film which sees the actress in an even more central role as a domineering mother controlling her son via hypnosis to commit grisly crimes. Here, her stature and voice add a more outwardly uneasy tension to the action, an excellent use of her acting skills in a far arty, surreal setting.

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Television continued to be a reliable source of employment – recurring roles in Picket Fences and Santa Barbara still allowing time for one-off appearance in Tales from the Crypt and lesser feature films including Little Witches (1996); Wishcraft (2002) and Southland Tales (2006).

Her final film role came in 2006 in Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. Away from the world of film and television, she was a strong HIV/AIDS awareness activist, as well as supporting other actors of short stature – she founded the non-profit Michael Dunn Memorial Repertory Theatre Company, named after the trailblazing actor who broke down so many barriers before her. Zelda died in Los Angeles in 2010.

Warwick Davis

Perhaps the most well-known dwarf actor in the world (certainly in the UK), Warwick’s 3’6” stature won him the role of Wicket the ewok in Return of the Jedi at the tender age of 11, an association with the franchise that extended to the two spin-offs, Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure and Ewoks: The Battle for Endor, as well as different roles in The Phantom Menace, Rogue One: A Star Wars Story and the as-yet-untitled part 8. He became the go-to actor for roles in many fantasy films of the 1980’s onwards, from the still fondly-remembered, Willow (1988); Labyrinth (1986) and, most memorably to younger eyes, the Harry Potter films.

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For fans of horror, Davis became a horror icon, albeit, arguably, one of a rather lower division to that of Jason, Freddy et al – the wise-cracking anti-hero in the long-running Leprechaun series of films (six thus far – surely no more!?).

The 2004 film, Skinned Deep, a lousy Texas Chain Saw rip-off about a dysfunctional family of ghouls and 2007’s appalling Small Town Folk may have paid a gas bill but Davis’ career has largely been on television in recent years, in comedic roles and, bizarrely, as a game-show host.

Phil Fondacaro

New Orleans native Fondacaro was born in 1958 and has carved out an extremely productive career both onscreen and off as a voice-over artist. The ever-reliable Under the Rainbow in 1981 set him off on a career in entertainment that regularly weaved between genres, utilising his 3’6” stature and acting skill to play everything from evil villains to henchmen, monstrous entities and regular Joes. Fondacaro has shown more of a willingness than many dwarf actors to embrace horrific roles, rationalising that these are only characters, as any actor plays, and not a reflection of himself.

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A role as a killer clown in Something Wicked This Way Comes in 1983, followed by the inevitable ewok in Return of the Jedi proved to be the springboard for a slew of roles in horror films. Fondacaro voice the character of Creeper in 1985’s Black Cauldron; The Dungeonmaster; Mickey in the ridiculous Hard Rock Zombies before appearing buried under the impressive costume of Torok in the highly successful Troll (1986). The cherry on the cake of Troll is its opportunity for his dual role as Malcolm Mallory, allowing Fondacaro to demonstrate his considerable acting skills.

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The voice of Greaser Greg in The Garbage Pail Kids, roles in Invaders from Mars, Willow, Tales from the Darkside and Phantasm II led to an acting part in Ghoulies II, yet another opportunity to work with the infamous Band clan, here for the prolific Charles.

Later collaborations include Dollman vs. Demonic Toys; Blood Dolls; Decadent Evil Dead; Evil Bong and Devil Dolls (spot the running theme). Also of note is his appearance as Dracula in Band’s 1997 film, Deformed Monsters, hailed as the shortest Dracula on screen, a peculiar badge of honour.

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Fondacaro had the distinction of taking Felix Silla’s role as Cousin Itt in the small screen revisit to The Addams Family Reunion, before an appearance in George Romero’s Land of the Dead. With regular mainstream TV appearances on the likes of Sabrina the Teenage Witch and CSI have ensured a healthy career for the actor.

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Piéral

1923 – 2003 – 4’0”

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1956)

Spermula (1976)

Luigi Francis Shorty Rossi

Born 1969 – 4’0”

Sideshow (2000)

Ice Scream – The ReMix (2006)

Mészáros Mihály

1939 – 2016 – 2’9”

Waxwork (1989)

Warlock: The Armageddon (1993)

Freaked (1993)

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Torben Bille

1945 – 1993 – height unknown

The Sinful Dwarf (1973)

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Rusty Goffe

Born 1948 – 4’2”

Disciple of Death (1972)

Spidarlings (2016)


Tony Cox

Born 1953 – 3’6”

Dr. Heckyl and Mr. Hype (1980)

Invaders from Mars (1986)

Retribution (1987)

Beetlejuice (1988)

Rockula (1990)

Silence of the Hams (1994)

Leprechaun II (1994)

Ghoulies IV (1994)


Chumbinho

Details Unknown

As Taras do Mini-Vampiro (aka Little Vampire Taints) (1987)


Kiran Shah

Born 1956 – 4’1”

The People That Time Forgot (1977)

Legend (1985)

Gothic (1986)

Aliens (1986 – stunt performer)

Jekyll & Hyde (1990)


Deep Roy

Born 1957 – 4’4”

Alien from L.A. (1988)

Disturbed (1990)

Howling VI: The Freaks (1991)

Shatterbrain (1991)

Freaked (1993)

Corpse Bride (2005, voice only)

Paranormal Movie (2013)


Arturo Gil

Born 1960 – 3’6”

Nightmare Cafe (TV Series, 1992)

Freaked (1993)

The Munsters’ Scary Little Christmas (1996)

Deadtime Stories (TV Series, 2013)


Patty Maloney

Born 1936 – 3’11”

Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark (1973)

The Addams Family (1991)

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Jerry Maren

Born 1920 – 4’3”

Bewitched (1967)

Planet of the Apes (1968)

Bigfoot (1969)

Something Wicked This Way Comes (1983)

The Being (1983)

House (1986)

Frankenstein Rising (2010)

Dahmer vs. Gacy (2010)


Kenny Baker

1934-2016 – 3’8”

Circus of Horrors (1960)

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1982)

When the Devil Rides Out (currently in post-production)


Tamara De Treaux

1959-1990 – 2’7”

Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark (1973)

Ghoulies (1984)

Rockula (1990)


Adelina Poerio

4’2” date of birth unknown

Don’t Look Now (1973)

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Debbie Lee Carrington

Born 1959 – 3’10”

Invaders from Mars (1986)

Monsters (TV series, 1989)

Seedpeople (1992)

Daniel Frishman

Born 1946 – 4’3”

Twilight Zone (TV Series, 1986)

Night of the Creeps (1986)


Joseph S. Griffo

Born 1952 – 4’3”

Night of the Creeps (1986)

Freaked (1993)

Carnival of Souls (1998)


Little Frankie

Biographical Details Unknown

Godzilla vs. Space Godzilla (1994)

Blind Beast vs. Dwarf (2001)

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Kevin Thompson

D.O.B. unknown – 4’5”

Night of the Creeps (1986)

Twilight Zone (TV Series, 1986)

Munchies (1987)

Nightmare Cafe (TV Series, 1992)


Ed Gale

Born 1963 – 3’4”

Phantasm II (1988)

Child’s Play (Chucky’s Stunt Double, 1988)

Chopper Chicks in Zombietown (1989)

The Munsters’ Scary Little Christmas (1996)


Jordan Prentice

Born 1973 – 4’1”

Wolf Girl (2001)

Long Pigs (2007)

Silent But Deadly (2011)


Sadie Corre

1918-2009 – 4’2”

Devil Doll (1964)

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The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

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George Claydon

1933-2001 – Height Unknown

Berserk (1967)

Twins of Evil (1971)

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I Don’t Want to be Born aka The Monster (1975)

Shadows (TV Series, 1975)

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George Appleby

4′ 6″

Wilhelm the Dwarf Vampire (short film, 2011)

Ravenwolf Towers (streaming and DVD series)

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William Peter Blatty (January 7, 1928 – January 12, 2017) was an American writer and filmmaker.

The Exorcist, written in 1971, is his most well-known novel; he also wrote the screenplay for the 1973 film adaptation, for which he won an Academy Award, and wrote and directed the 1990 sequel The Exorcist III.

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Blatty was born in New York City, the son of Lebanese parents who travelled to the USA on a cattle boat. His father left home when William was three-years-old. He was raised in what he described as “comfortable destitution” by his deeply religious Catholic mother, whose sole support came from peddling homemade quince jelly in the streets of the city.

He attended a Jesuit school, on scholarship, then Georgetown University. also on a scholarship. He went on to The George Washington University for his master’s degree in English Literature. His writing career began in earnest in the 1960s and aside from novels he worked on screenplays, writing comedy films such as the Pink Panther film, A Shot in the Dark (1964).

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Allegedly retiring to a remote and rented chalet in woodland off Lake Tahoe, Blatty wrote The Exorcist, a story about a twelve-year-old girl being possessed by a powerful demon, that remained on the New York Times bestseller list for 57 straight weeks and at the Number One spot for 17 of them. It would eventually be translated by himself and director William Friedkin into one of the most famous mainstream horror movies of all time.

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The first sequel, Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977), was disappointing both critically and commercially. Blatty had no involvement in this first sequel and his own follow-up ignored it entirely.

In 1978, Blatty adapted his novel Twinkle, Twinkle, “Killer” Kane! into the retitled The Ninth Configuration; and in 1980 he wrote, directed and produced a film version. In it, a commanding officer who attempts to rehabilitate patients at an insane asylum for Army soldiers by allowing them to live out their fantasies. The film was a commercial flop. It has since acquired a cult following.

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In 1983, Blatty wrote Legion, a sequel to The Exorcist which later became the basis of the film The Exorcist III. He originally wanted the movie version to be titled Legion but the studio insisted otherwise.

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On September 27, 2011, The Exorcist was re-released as a 40th Anniversary Edition in paperback, hardcover and audiobook editions with differing cover artwork. This new, updated edition featured new and revised material. Blatty commented:

“The 40th Anniversary Edition of The Exorcist will have a touch of new material in it as part of an all-around polish of the dialogue and prose. First time around I never had the time (meaning the funds) to do a second draft, and this, finally, is it. With forty years to think about it, a few little changes were inevitable – plus one new character in a totally new very spooky scene. This is the version I would like to be remembered for.”

The Exorcist was adapted into a TV series in 2016.

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Blatty died on January 12, 2017, five days after his 89th birthday. His death was announced a day later by The Exorcist director William Friedkin via Twitter.

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The Abomination (1986)

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‘Tumorous parasitic beasts are nesting in the bowels of their victims… Soon, they will HATCH…’

The Abomination is a 1986 American horror film written [as Bando Glutz], produced and directed by Bret McCormick [as Max Raven] (Repligator; Children of DraculaHighway to Hell; Tabloid). It stars Scott Davis (Witchcraft III; Ozone: Attack of the Redneck Mutants), Jude Johnson and Blue Thompson.

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TV evangelist Brother Fogg unleashes a biblical plague straight out of the “Book of Daniel” into the unsuspecting home of Cody Lee and his mother. Cody is soon taking orders from the Abomination and no one is safe from the creature’s insatiable diet of human flesh…

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The film was shot on Super 8mm and audio dubbed afterwards, mostly with first-person narration. The synth score was provided by Kim Davis, Richard Davis and John Hudek.

Main cast:

Scott Davis, Jude Johnson, Blue Thompson, Brad McCormick, Suzy Meyer, Rex Morton, Victoria Chaney, Gaye Bottoms, Van Connery, Bubba Moore.

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Reviews:

“From a filmmaking perspective there’s hundreds of things wrong with this movie but yet they’re all so perfectly wrong in just right ways! […] The Abomination is a masterpiece of zero-budget shitty horror movies. Any worthless hack can make a terrible movie (Ax ‘Em I’m thinking about you motherf*cker!), but all the stars have to align just right to make something so unique and perfectly horrible as The Abomination. It’s truly one of a kind.” Dymon Enlow, Happyotter

The Abomination is a genuine abomination of surreal homegrown splatter filmmaking complete with droning synthesizers, library music, monotone acting and direction, and oodles of gore. It’s fun, but at the end of the day, it’s more fun telling people you’ve seen it than the actual process of seeing it.” James Oxyer, Obscure Cinema 101

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“If you can stick with the excruciatingly droning dialogue there is much joy to be had from all the stupid silliness of The Abomination. It’s like David Cronenberg designed a gore version of The Muppet Show, only to have Andy Milligan rewrite and direct it, just mind-boggling and so plain odd and entertaining. Recommended for fans of 80s cheapo gore and those of us that like a little cozy weirdness on their screens.” Rubbermonsterfetishism

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The Abomination is an ambitious, bloody, hungry-monster-in-the-kitchen movie from Texas […] There’s a chainsaw decapitation, slit throats, hands bit off, an exorcism, a cat in a toilet, and good ole fart humor.” Michael J. Weldon, The Psychotronic Video Guide

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“It’s quite a memorable little oddity with its Bible-infused weirdness, rivers of blood and odd sound effects. Only low budget filmmaking can play with the sort of stuff we see, so we have to be prepared to live with the inevitable shortcomings of such a fringe production. At the very least, it’s a memorable, distinctive effort so I’d say give it a look if you can.” Boris Lugosi, Girls, Guns and Ghouls

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” …I did not find The Abomination boring at all! An experience in madness and a control to feed this “demon’s” bloodlust for human flesh is had with all it’s gory trimmings. I enjoyed how the story pans out from it’s dream sequence beginning to its blood soaked ending. Maybe the ending could have been more insane but it was far from terrible!” Extreme Horror Cinema

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Choice dialogue:

“There is no escape from the abomination!”

“Well, you tell him that last night I choked out a tumour big enough to choke a horse!”

“You are the Whore of Babylon, mother! You are the mother of this abomination!”

Filming locations:

Poolville, Texas, USA

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Ozone: The Attack of the Redneck Mutants (1986)

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Ozone: The Attack of the Redneck Mutants is a 1986 ecological horror film written [as Brad Redd] and directed by Matt Devlen (Tabloid! and co-producer of SoulmatesBody PartsThe Invisible Maniac).

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The film was co-produced by Devlen and Bret McCormick (Repligator; Highway to HellThe Abomination) and stars Scott Davis (The Abomination), Blue Thompson, and Brad McCormick.

A hole in the Ozone layer caused by toxic pollution turns a group of rednecks into flesh-eating mutants…

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Reviews:

“The acting is low-budget quality, but not horrible. There’s lots of toilet humor and gross sound effects to keep the immature at heart giggling a bit. Like I said before, some of the blood and gore scenes are quite well done […] There’s a bunch of good to go along with a handful of bad…” HorrorNews.net

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“This would have been campy fun in the vein of H.G. Lewis but the comedy is very lame, and the splatter occurs mostly at the climax where rednecks go on a rampage in a karaoke gathering and in people’s homes, tearing people apart. The rest of the gore consists of blood splatter and a lot of multicolored goo oozing and vomiting.” The Worldwide Celluloid Massacre

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“This movie does take full advantage of the fact that it was filmed in such a precious format as Super 8. It even has fun with itself, as all the sound is dubbed in post-production (the lips don’t match the words half the time, as if a rewrite of the script was done in post-production to add more jokes, once they figured out how ridiculous the whole concept of the film truly was).” Jaime Grijalba, Desist Film

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” …a good example of what you can achieve what a backyard filmmaking team can achieve when it sets out to do something squarely within its means — not much, to put it kindly, but the kind of “not much” that’s done with enough passion, heart, and balls that it ends up having its own kind of demented, but thoroughly watchable, charm.” Ryan C., Trash Film Guru

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B-Movie Baggage: Filmmaker versus Distributor in a Fight for Survival – article by Bret McCormick

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I suppose it’s best to start out explaining to readers how I came to be writing this piece for Horrorpedia. In case you don’t know, I’m a former schlockmeister. It could be that there’s no such thing as a former schlockmeister. Perhaps, it’s like alcoholism. In which case, ‘Hi, I’m Bret. I’m a recovering schlockmeister. Schlockless for twenty years now’.

At my last birthday party, on October 1, 2016, my partner Patrice and I had folks over for a barbecue. On the guest list were Glen Coburn and E.R. Bills. I’d just finished co-editing an anthology of horror tales with E.R. called Road Kill: Texas Horror by Texas Writers (Eakin Press.)

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Glen’s an old friend from the mid-80s, when we both directed super cheap movies in Dallas, Texas. (Glen’s famous for Bloodsuckers from Outer Space.) As the guys drank beer, E.R. quizzed us about our filmmaking days. He insisted that the stories we were telling should become a book. He’s a more accomplished author than myself, so I take his opinions somewhat seriously.

Before I knew it, I’d committed to the project which I’m calling (at least for now) Texas Schlock: B-Movie Sci-Fi and Horror from the Lone Star State. The book’s getting some nice encouragement on a variety of behind-the- scenes fronts. So, I am moving forward with confidence.

The second week of January 2017, I was working on a chapter about my old friend, Tom Moore, director of Mark of the Witch (1970.) Though I knew Tom back in the early 90s, I had never seen his directorial debut film. I bought a DVD on Amazon and began reading what others had written about the film on the internet. I stumbled onto Horrorpedia.com. While I was there I searched for my 1986 film, The Abomination.

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I took a liking to the site. So, this is where young people go to learn about specific horror films? I mused. In my day, we had Michael J. Weldon’s Psychotronic Encyclopedia of Film and whatever fanzines were up and running at the moment. Coverage of horror films in any sort of serious way that would be helpful to a researching writer, was largely neglected.

Well, I reasoned, I’m writing a book about the cheesy little horror and sci-fi pics from my region. If I want readers to know my book even exists, I’d best start making contact with sites that attract the same readership. I reached out to the owner of Horrorpedia, Adrian, and offered to write entries about my films.

Fortunately, he responded promptly. No, he didn’t want me writing reviews of my own films. Hmmm. I wonder why. He did, however, ask me to do a piece on the trials of the indie filmmaker in the early days of home video, specifically as regards my experiences with distributors. Piece of cake. That’s something I know a great deal about.

I graduated from Brooks Institute in 1980 and moved from California back to Texas because I wanted a family, but did not want to raise kids in L.A. It took me a few years to arrange funding for my first feature, Tabloid! We were so happy about making a movie! Hey, check us out! We’re filmmakers! We didn’t look into distribution as carefully as we should’ve. Instead, we thought we’d make the film and worry about that distribution thing later. Which is exactly the sort of thinking that keeps shyster distributors in business.

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There have always been crooks in every facet of the film industry, but always more in the distribution racket. Why? Because, if you can get a desperate filmmaker to sign up, you milk their program for whatever it’s worth. Sometimes that’s a little, sometimes it’s a lot. Whatever it is, chances are you will pocket all of it. It’s just too easy to operate with a lack of transparency.

Those guys have no incentive to be honest with you. By the time you’ve figured out they’re crooked, they’ve signed two more eager young film makers. Ripping off the indie film maker has always been the rule, not the exception. When I hear stories about honest distributors actually paying film makers I always wonder, what’s the missing piece of information? Does the filmmaker have an uncle in the mob? Does the filmmaker have leverage of some sort over the distributor?

The home video boom changed the way the world accesses and watches movies. Ardent film fans watched one or two a week back before home video. Once VHS found its way into people’s homes, the serious film addict could watch ten movies in a weekend. Probably, in the first year or so of the boom, distributors were more likely to pay film makers. So, much money was being made, why not? As market saturation began to set in, it was every man for himself.

I started out wanting to make horror films. None of the distributors we communicated with in the mid-80s wanted horror films. Why? Because cheesy distributors are a bit like short men. They suffer from an inferiority complex. These distributors do not (with rare exceptions) want to be thought of as the cheap movie guys. In the world of disrespected cinema, only one category is lower than horror and that’s adult movies. Most of the distributors who would even return our calls wanted a mediocre action film over a competent, original (but cheap) horror film.

Our first film, Tabloid! was intended to be an off-beat, cult sort of picture. Maybe midnight movie fare. But, we didn’t have the balls to really produce the sort of outrageous film that would’ve raised eyebrows, ala’ John Waters. It was an anthology piece with three stories told by three different writer/directors. My piece was a quirky bit called ‘Barbecue of the Dead’ in which some corpses return from the grave for one final cook out. So, the overall film couldn’t be horror? My piece damn well was going to be!

We talked to everyone in Los Angeles. We started at the top and worked our way down. Ultimately, nobody wanted the film. We eventually signed with an outfit calling themselves Pacific Video. This was basically a couple of salesmen in a converted house, who’d worked for bigger, successful video labels and thought they could strike it rich on their own. They took Tabloid! (no money up front) and promptly stopped returning our calls.

In a bold move, my partner went to their duplication facility in LA, pretending to be a courier working for Pacific and stole our master back. We wasted months on a deal that did not net us a penny. On the positive side, we licensed the Japanese video rights to JVC for $10,000 and appeared in their catalog right next to a big-budget Star Trek picture. Woohoo! Tabloid! had cost us $112,000.00 to produce. We’d recouped ten grand.

A lot of distributors told us they were making good bread with cheap horror pictures, like re-releases of old Herschell Gordon Lewis titles. What they didn’t tell us was that they were making money because they weren’t splitting receipts with any filmmakers. Based on the best intel we had after hawking Tabloid! unsuccessfully for over a year, we raised money to do two ultra -cheap features; The Abomination and Ozone: The Attack of the Redneck Mutants. Based on the quality of the VHS dubs of old horror films that were selling well, we reasoned there was no reason not to shoot on Super 8mm film stock. The look was right for the genre and hopefully it was cheap enough to guarantee us a profit.

the-abomination-08For The Abomination there was no real script as such, just a twenty page sheaf of notes with suggested dialog. I was taking the challenge seriously on a few levels … first I wanted it to be a business venture; there was no chance in hell it was going to win any awards, so I saw no sense in composing a real screenplay. I was trying to follow the lead of guys like H.G. Lewis.

Second, I was intent on shooting on schedule, on budget. I did. Whatever we had in the can after ten days shooting was going to be the film. Period. That’s why the film plays the way it does and has the relentless narration. No doubt I unconsciously pulled those ploys from Larry Buchanan’s It’s Alive!

The only reason I was able to have the career I did (such as it was, based in Fort Worth, Texas) was that I became known as the young guy who delivered, who finished what he started. Dozens of films start each year and never see the light of day. Its easy to conjure stories on why you were unable to pull it off. For me, rule #1 was finish the picture. That being said, when you try to do a feature for less money than they were spending on local, 30 second  car commercials at the time, you WILL inevitably make compromises.

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The Abomination was shot in ten days for $10,000. Ozone was shot in twenty-three days for slightly more. It was at this point I realised my partner would continue to take advantage of every situation. On both Tabloid! and the horror double feature, he used every excuse to go over budget and blow the schedule out of the water. I took pride in shooting my films on schedule, under budget. I decided thence forward, I did not need a partner.

With the finished films under our arms, we returned to L.A. The same people who’d told us to give them gory H.G. Lewis-style horror, now grimaced and said the films were too bloody. Things dragged on for several months and finally I split with my partner. I had raised all the money for all three features we’d produced, but to facilitate a clean split, I took all rights to Tabloid! and gave him all rights to the horror pictures.

highway-to-hell-1990Things were looking pretty dismal, but I was determined not to give up. I contacted Tom Moore at Reel Movies International and asked him point blank; “How much money will you guarantee to pay, on delivery, for a feature film if you approve the script and choose the name talent?” We finally settled on $20,000 to be paid on a film called Highway to Hell, written by Gary Kennemer (son of Russ Marker, director of The Yesterday Machine) and starring Richard Harrison.

Harrison had been a big name in Italian cinema in the 60s. Originally, Gary was going to direct the film. In the middle of filming, his wife left him. He was a wreck. One of the toughest decisions I ever made as a producer, was letting Gary go. He was too emotionally injured to work and I had no way of knowing when he’d be better. I still had a deadline to make, so I cut him loose and took over the rest of the picture myself. I will say this; it probably would’ve been a better picture overall had Gary been able to complete it.

Once we agreed on those terms, I set about shooting on weekends to produce the film for no more than $10,000. I went over budget. It cost $12,000. Still, when I handed the film over I received a check for $20,000 and pocketed an immediate profit of $8,000. Not big business, but a step in the right direction.

About this time, I began reading about Fred Olen Ray in some of the magazines. I watched some of his films and thought to myself, ‘Hey, this guy seems to be a kindred soul. He’s doing the sorts of things I want to do.” So, I contacted him. I wanted to do a horror film naturally. Fred had other ideas. He agreed to give me $18,000 to make a movie with Dan Haggerty. He wanted to call it Macon County War.

one-man-war-dan-haggertyFred spent additional money on the movie after we delivered, but his money would’ve probably been better spent if he’d given us more money for a decent sound mix and other post production items in the first place. I don’t know what he spent “fixing” the sound mix or what he paid Haggerty for three days’ work, but we did the rest for $18,000.

After delivering Macon County War (which eventually became One Man War), I continued to pester him to give me money for a horror film. For a brief time, we talked about building a movie around a clip of stock footage he had, showing John Carradine reading from a big spooky book. He was very protective of that clip! He’d only let me see it via a timecoded VHS dub with no audio! That was it, literally like a minute of footage! He wanted me to build a script around that, but it never came to be.

I had, and still have, a lot of respect for Fred. He was a sharp, hard-working guy who managed to survive in a very tough business. We had a falling out eventually, but now I feel that was more about the pressures we were both under. I had a wife and three kids to support, he had at least one child that I know about. We were both trying to make it in a world of sharks. I’m sure he had as many setbacks as I did, perhaps many more.

There’s a lot of ambivalence when you’re working on the very low end of feature film making. You’ve seen the schlock that came before and you’re not worried about matching it. You’d like to do better, but if no one’s giving you that opportunity, then at the very least you’re going to pocket what you can from the production budget. So, you make compromises. Fred was known, on those early pictures, for making a lot of cavalier compromises. So much so, that others thought he was deliberately trying to make a name for himself as a “bad” director, like Ed Wood, maybe.

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When I worked with Gunnar Hansen on Repligator, he talked about this with me. He’d worked with Fred on Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers. He’d seen some of the choices Fred had made and assumed he was building that bad film brand for himself. One day he greeted Fred with, “Morning. How’s Hollywood’s worst director today?” He meant it as a joke. A joke that he thought Fred himself would appreciate. But, it hurt the guy’s feelings. And I think I understand the whole thing very well, because his story is pretty much my story.

In ensuing years when I’d read Facebook posts in which it was made clear that Fred had been disowned by his father, that he cared very much for his own son… these things gave me a clearer picture of the man. He’s a regular guy. He’s a damn good schlockmeister. I’m glad to have worked with him.

Fred called his company A.I.P. I think it stood for American Independent Pictures. Like a lot of others, he was trading on the fame and mystique of Sam Arkoff’s old company, where Roger Corman had cut his teeth. Another guy, doing exactly the same thing, was David Winters. Once a famous choreographer, he’d moved on to producing dozens of cheapie action films and basically stealing dozens more from filmmakers who couldn’t get distribution on already-completed pictures.

armed-for-action-joe-estevez-1992David’s Action International Pictures was my next stop on my tour of the ‘new poverty row.’ I made a deal to do Armed for Action starring Joe Estevez for $30,000. We shot the movie in seven days in Poolville, Texas. I was blessed to have Randy Moore offer his services in special effects. He basically gave me a bunch of fire power I couldn’t afford to pay for. The film is an obvious cheapie, but for thirty grand and a seven-day schedule, it kicks ass. The acting’s mostly lame, but the explosions and gunfire sold the thing. I followed that up with Blood on the Badge for $40,000, again starring Joe Estevez.

David said he was going to give me a contract to do four films a year, each with a budget of $40,000. What I didn’t know was that his company was in serious trouble. Out of the blue, he asked me to come to Mobile, Alabama as producer on a fairly big ($850,000) film called Mardi Gras for the Devil, starring Robert Davi and Michael Ironside. The whole deal was bogus.

The original producer had quit because Winters wasn’t sending money when they needed it. The agents and talent were getting pissed. I was brought in to be a sort of fall guy, someone they could blame when Winters finally caught up on payments. Once I saw what was happening I just coasted. I collected my pay of $2,000 a week and made the best of it. Thblood-on-the-badge-1992ere were some really miserable people working on that crew.

An exception was the Key Grip, a guy who did a pretty good impression of Bill Murray, Thomas Fenton. Tom quizzed me about making super cheap pictures and ended up asking me to produce a movie called Striking Point. Tom directed and Chris Mitchum starred as the heavy. The budget was supposed to be $50K.

Tom showed up in Dallas with $35K. He’d been raised in a privileged family. His dad was a higher up in the Kodak company. Basically, he was a spoiled brat. He wanted the world to revolve around him. That was the only film Tom Fenton ever directed, though I understand he works for one of the studios in Hollywood these days.

When the movie Trolls 2 was being posted at Allied + WBS in Dallas, I became friends with the film’s editor, Vanio Amici. Vanio asked me if I’d like to produce a film for Fred Williamson. The next thing I knew Fred called me and came to Dallas to shoot a cheesy action flick called Steele’s Law with a crew I assembled for him. He came back again and did one called Three Days to a Kill. This one co-starred Chuck Connors, Henry Silva and Bo Svenson. By that time, he’d worn out his welcome and as far as I know he never came back to Dallas. That seemed to be his M.O. In any case, I was on to other things.

the-digital-prophet-jeffrey-combsThe guy who shot Tom’s movie Striking Point was an exceptionally talented kid named Tony Brownrigg, son of S.F. “Brownie” Brownrigg who directed Don’t Look in the Basement. Tony and a couple of friends had a company called Open Door Productions in Deep Ellum. They’d made one super cheap feature called Liar and were eager to do more. After they saw how things went on Striking Point, they asked me to produce a movie for them. I gave them a title: Cyberstalker. They wrote a pretty decent screenplay. We shot the picture with Jeffrey Combs of Re-Animator fame. It was eventually retitled The Digital Prophet.

Along the way, I was approached by others. A local martial arts enthusiast who wanted to be the next Steven Seagal, brought me a project called Takedown. Richard Lynch played the bad guy. He did a great job as always.

A used computer salesman named David Stephens approached me about production. He had a huge warehouse facility and wanted to utilize part of it as sound stages. He also had an editing suite. My first project with David was an exploitation documentary called Children of Dracula: Real Interviews with Real Vampires.

Next, we did Time Tracers and Biotech Warrior, followed by the infamous Repligator. Stephens children-of-dracula-real-interviews-with-real-vampireswas an ex-military intelligence officer and something of a neo-Nazi. He wanted to do a racist picture called Lebensborn. When I did not rush out and raise money for that, we had a falling out and he did his best to tie the films up indefinitely in legal limbo. He ended up shooting the film, but I never heard of it receiving any distribution. David was the sort of guy who’d say things like, “The only way to salvage the black race is to infuse them with white blood. They’d be unemployable if it wasn’t for McDonalds.” He was a creep.

As David and I were going separate directions, I noticed I’d done four pictures so far that year (1995.) Somewhere I’d read that Roger Corman did five films in a single year. I wanted to do one more film to top off my year. I contacted Corman and told him I was trying to squeeze out one more film for the year, because I was trying to match his record. He responded by sending me a script called Street. The original had been produced in L.A. a few years earlier and starred Christina Applegate of Married with Children fame.

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We modified the script for Fort Worth locations and shot Rumble in the Streets. This was a virtually identical situation to what Larry Buchanan had found himself in with A.I.P. back in the 60s. History repeats itself! Roger spent a day with us during production. It was a very positive experience all the way around. I think it’s my best picture, especially the never seen ‘director’s cut.’

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Roger was happy with the picture and paid me on time! Life was good! We’d done Rumble for $125,000. Roger told me he was going to give me a bigger budget, but he wanted me to shoot on 35mm this time. He offered me $150,000 to do The Protector, starring Lee Majors and Ed Marinaro. Big budget increase! Barely enough to cover the increased film expenses. But, then that’s the sort of thing Roger’s known for, eh? I was just glad to be finally working with one of my schlockmeister idols.

Between the completion of Rumble and the beginning of Protector I was expecting a reasonably good payout from Tom Moore at RMI. He’d made guarantees on several pictures I’d given him to distribute. The guarantees came due in May of 1996. In April of 1996 he filed bankruptcy, but only after building himself a very expensive home in an exclusive part of Dallas with the money that should’ve been paid to myself and other filmmakers.

It’s easy to attack the crooked distributor, and Tom Moore was certainly one of those, but I have to shoulder some of the responsibility as well. More than a year before all this went down, I had lunch with him one day. During the course of the conversation, he expressed admiration for certain family filmmakers – who shall remain nameless here – for apparently filing bankruptcy whenever they were on the verge of having to pay someone. I was forewarned that he was interested in using such underhanded methods to line his own pockets.

After busting my ass to complete five pictures in a year and having most of my money stolen, leaving me with no legal recourse, I decided it was time to bail from the movie business. My personal life was a mess at the same time and for the next couple of years everything I’d worked toward, just fell apart.

That was twenty years ago. For the longest time, I didn’t even want to talk about film. Now, I don’t think of it all as a tragedy. I think of it as an interesting part of my life. I’m glad I knew and worked with so many talented people. I see clearly that most of the indie film makers I knew ended up disappointed, just as I did. And it’s a common story. Virtually all the low-budget guys who put projects together in the 80s and early 90s got ripped off. Probably, that is still true.

I think the ones who make it are the ones who take control of as many aspects of the process as possible. I think the answer is transparency. I admire the “open source” IT gurus in the world and I think we could all take a cue from them. One of the things working against us in those days was that we were all afraid to speak out against the crooks, openly expose them. In that manner, we were complicit in our own failure. Transparency would’ve helped everyone… except the crooks.

There are more venues for creative output than ever before. The internet has rewritten media history. Whether you’re an author, musician or film maker, there are more ways to get your work to an audience than ever before. The problem is still transparency. If you want to succeed, you need to know what’s happening with your work every step of the way.

With the technology as it exists today, transparency on a moment to moment basis is completely possible. There’s really no excuse why transparent processes haven’t been implemented. All the online methods of sales, like Amazon, promise the ability to make your creations available to virtually the entire world. But everything still goes through their proprietary system.

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I’m a writer. With the print-on-demand technology, there’s no reason why every sale of my book couldn’t be available to me as data twenty-four seven. So, why is it publishers still report only twice a year and have a ninety-day window, on top of that, in which to provide you with figures and pay you? Only one reason. Because it works in their favour.

I’d encourage young artists, of every sort, to develop ways to seize greater control over sales and distribution of the work they’ve created. Moaning about the potentially corrupt middlemen gets us nowhere. It never has. But, we’ve never been in a better position to shepherd our creations all the way down the path. Technology has provided us with a unique opportunity. Take advantage of it.

Bret McCormick, Horrorpedia © 2017

The views expressed in this article are those of the author only and may not represent the opinions of this website or its owner.

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Psychos in Love (1987)

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‘Love hurts…’

Psychos in Love is a 1987 American black comedy horror film produced, edited, photographed and directed by Gorman Bechard (Galactic Gigolo; Cemetery High; Disconnected) from a screenplay co-written with Carmine Capobianco. The latter provided the Casio CZ synth score and also co-stars.

The $75,000 movie was filmed on 16mm. Some scenes were improvised and the fourth wall is broken.

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Joe (Carmine Capobianco), a bartender in a strip joint, and Kate (Debi Thibeault), a manicurist, meet after trying to find a significant other for a long time. They share a hatred for grapes and are both murderers.

Before meeting Kate, Joe murdered many women after bringing them to his home. A cannibal plumber, Herman (Frank Stewart), blackmails the serial killers…

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Main cast:

Carmine Capobianco (Model HungerThe Sins of DraculaI Spill Your Guts), Debi Thibeault (Cemetery High), Cecelia Wilde (Pledge Night), Robert Suttile, Lum Chang Pang, Danny Noyes, Herb Klinger, Wally Gribauskas, Peach Gribauskas, LeeAnne Baker (Mutant Hunt; BreedersNecropolis), Michael Citriniti, Angela Nicholas (The Domicile), Eric Lutes (Legend of the Mummy; Legion of Fire: Killer Ants!), Ed Powers.

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Reviews:

“Although at times the pacing is sluggish and only about half the jokes are funny, it does have a zany originality […] While certainly not for the squeamish, Psychos in Love does have a certain grotesque charm and may achieve a minor sort of cult status among fans of the bizarre.” TV Guide

“This critic didn’t like this movie when he first saw it back in the late ’80s, and nothing has changed since then. He didn’t find it funny, inventive, or scary.” Bill Gibron, DVD Talk

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“There’s really not much of a plot to Psychos in Love but there is a lot to enjoy. The film’s humor hits most of its marks, never taking itself too seriously, however several running gags, such as the grape monologue, quickly wear out their welcome. The lead actor’s self awareness, that they are characters in a low budget slasher picture, also tends to cause more confusion than it does laughter.” Jason McElreath, DVD Drive-In

” …on top of being funny, gory, and, of course, sexy, it’s got a sweet and tender side. I don’t know why I’m acting all surprised; after all, the word “love” is in the freaking title. It’s just that I was genuinely moved by the film’s love story…” House of Self Indulgence

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“It’s a black comedy, obviously, that owes more than a little debt to Paul Bartel’s 1982 Eating Raoul, minus that film’s smugness. But hands down the reason it works is due to the natural chemistry of stars Carmine Capobianco and Debi Thibeault.” Mike Watt, Fervid Filmmaking: 66 Cult Pictures of Vision, Verve and No Self-Restraint

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” …does a great job of successfully combining elements of horror and comedy perfectly. A lot of horror comedies have trouble pulling this off but that wasn’t the case with Psychos in Love. The humor is actually very funny (I loved the rants that Joe and Kate both have about their hatred of grapes, the excellent musical montage, and  thought the scene at the video store was nothing short of priceless)…” Todd Martin, HorrorNews.net

“This is a really clever, funny, quick-paced, well acted indie flick that never takes itself seriously and knows exactly what kind of movie it is.” Anything Horror

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Psychos in Love is exceptionally well-made for an amateur feature too. The editing is excellent, with the pace moving quickly through the film’s many murder segments. The first clue that it’s more than just your average horror film are the very funny interview segments in black & white that seem quite prophetic in the current reality TV obsessed culture.” Silver Emulsion Film Reviews

“Chintzy synth music, a topless new wave chick, non sequitur monologues to the camera, even a theme song… if you’re in the right frame of mind, it doesn’t get better than this.” Nathaniel Thompson, DVD Delirium Volume 4

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Choice dialogue:

“Grapes? Grapes? I hate grapes. I loath grapes, all kinds of grapes. I hate purple grapes, I hate green grapes, I hate grapes with seeds, I hate grapes without seeds, I hate them peeled and non peeled; I hate them in bunches, one at a time, or in small groups of twos and threes. I f*cking hate grapes!!”

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Release:

The film was released on VHS in 1987, distributed by Wizard Video. It was released on DVD by Shriek Show, a division of Media Blasters, in 2009. The special features include commentaries, a behind the scenes look at the film’s production, multiple beginning credits, longer scenes, the film’s trailer, a picture gallery, and parts of the 2003 stage production.

Filming locations:

Goshen, Hartford, Naugatuck, Waterbury and Watertown, Connecticut, USA

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John Hurt – actor

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John Hurt (22 January 1940 – 25 January 2017) was an English actor whose career spanned six decades.

He came to prominence for his sympathetic role as Timothy Evans, who was hanged in real-life for murders actually committed by his landlord John Christie, in 10 Rillington Place (1971).

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His notable leading roles were as John Merrick in David Lynch’s biopic The Elephant Man (1980), Winston Smith in a version of Orwell’s Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984) and Stephen Ward in the drama depicting the Profumo affair, Scandal (1989). He is also famous for his television roles such as Quentin Crisp in The Naked Civil Servant (1975), Caligula in I, Claudius (1976) and the War Doctor in Doctor Who.

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John Hurt appeared in a number of horror and sci-fi/fantasy films including The Pied Piper (1972), The Ghoul (1975), The Shout (1978), After Darkness (1985), Roger Corman’s Frankenstein Unbound (1990), Lost Souls (2000), Hellboy and its sequel (2004), The Skeleton Key (2005), V for Vendetta (2005), Outlander (2008), Sightseers (narrator of Blake’s ‘Jerusalem’, 2012) and Only Lovers Left Alive. He was also in the 2010 TV adaptation of M.R. James inspired ghost story, Whistle and I’ll Come to You.

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Most horror fans will know Hurt for his role as Kane in Alien (1979), whose unexpectedly spectacular and gory demise shocked audiences worldwide. In fact, his casting was last minute as Jon Finch was originally due to play the part but had to drop out due to ill health.

In 1987, Mel Brooks persuaded Hurt to pay homage to his infamous Alien role in the sci-fi spoof Spaceballs.

Referring to Frankenstein Unbound (1990), Hurt commented: “Everybody’s got to work with Roger Corman. You can’t leave out that experience. I was amazed when I met him, because I was expecting to see this rather freaky character with hair all over the place – a complete crazy man. But he wasn’t. He was dressed in a tie and a suit, with very neat hair. At first, I thought he was a solicitor.”

John Hurt was quoted as saying: “We are all racing towards death. No matter how many great, intellectual conclusions we draw during our lives, we know they’re all only man-made, like God. I begin to wonder where it all leads. What can you do, except do what you can do as best you know how.”

Throughout his acting career, there can be no doubt that John Hurt gave it his best even when he appeared in a few films that were, by his own admission, “stinkers”.

Adrian J Smith, Horrorpedia

 


The Munsters Today – TV series

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The Munsters Today is an American TV comedy series that aired in syndication from October 8, 1988 to May 25, 1991. It was a sequel to the original 1960s sitcom The Munsters.

The colour revival starred John Schuck (as Herman), Lee Meriwether (Lily), Howard Morton (Grandpa), Hilary Van Dyke (Marilyn) and Jason Marsden (Eddie), and broadcast 72 episodes from October 8, 1988, to May 25, 1991, giving it more first-run episodes than the original series.

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The pilot explained the 22-year gap following the original series by showing the family as they were in 1966 when an accident took place; the family then proceeds to wake up in 1988.

The series lasted three seasons on syndicated television, and proved popular with international audiences. It was created following a failed attempt to revive the show with most of the original cast (Fred Gwynne, Al Lewis and Yvonne De Carlo) in the 1981 NBC telefilm The Munsters’ Revenge. Gwynne turned down the chance to reprise his role as Herman, while Lewis was apparently unhappy at not being asked to return as Grandpa.

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Season One (1988–89)

  • “Still the Munsters After All These Years” (Pilot) – Grandpa creates a “Sleeping Machine” which makes the user fall asleep for a selected amount of time. While the victim is asleep, his/her age does not change. The machine was tested on the entire family. When Grandpa sets the dial for 30 minutes and shuts the door, a flash of light and a falling beam change the dial to “Forever.” Twenty-two years later, a developer named Mr. Preston (Dave Madden) and his assistant want to buy the Munsters’ home and turn it into a parking lot. Mr. Preston and his assistant are exploring the house. Mr. Preston forces his employee to search Grandpa’s lab; after getting tangled in spider webs he knocks the dial to “off.” The Munster family awakens to the world of 1988. They all struggle to find their way in the strange new era.
  • “Vampire Pie”- Herman decides to enter a baking contest, using an old family recipe. Too bad there was an ingredient Grandpa forgot…
  • “A Little Russian Dressing”
  • “Flyweight Champion of the World”- After being bullied, Grandpa mixes Eddie a strong-man formula, that inflates Eddie’s ego as well as his muscles
  • “Magna Cum Munsters”- After feeling useless for not being asked questions in his home, Herman takes night school, which leads him to the fourth grade: in Eddie’s class
  • “Designing Munsters”
  • “Farewell, Grandpa” – Grandpa is in big trouble when the family finds out he forgot to get a green-card when he came to the country. After Herman breaks him out, only an invisibility potion can save them
  • “Corporate Munsters” – Stock that Herman bought many years ago has accumulated so much that he holds a position in the business. However, he debates keeping the job when it conflicts with Eddie and the Father/Son day
  • “Herman The Astronaut”
  • “Rock Fever”
  • “Professor Grandpa”
  • “Say Ahh”
  • “A Hero Ain’t Nothin’ but a Cereal”- After saving a kid, Herman becomes a hero. When a cereal company offers him a deal, he accepts. But once he finds out the cereal is a flop, will he keep on endorsing it?
  • “Computer Mating”- Grandpa gets a new girlfriend after feeling lonely. But after finding out his girlfriend has buried a large amount of husbands, Herman and Lily fear for Grandpa’s life
  • “McMunsters”
  • “One Flu Over The Munster’s Nest”
  • “Green Eyed Munsters”- Herman gets jealous when Lily’s teacher takes up too much of her time. Will he win her back?
  • “The Not So Great Escape”
  • “Two Left Feet”
  • “Lights, Camera, Munsters” – Marilyn gets to make a movie for a project, while the family debates what type of film she should do. Meanwhile, Eddie is doing poor in school, causing panic for the teacher when a parent teacher conference is in order
  • “Neighborly Munsters” – With new neighbors next door, everyone tries to make a good impression, while the wife tries to do everything to get a fancy pool in her yard (which would dig into the Munster’s) except talk with them
  • “Munster Hoopster” – Eddie wants to take up basketball, so that Herman can brag about him. Only one problem: he can’t sink a shot!
  • “Don’t Cry Wolfman” – When two burglars hide the fortune in the Munster house, they were asleep. Now that they are awake, they devise a plan: one would pretend to be one of them. Unfortunately, he comes into the Munster’s ways, and even saves them. In the end, the ‘wolfman’ burglar, and the Munsters all vote to return the money
  • “The Howling”
  • “Eau De Munster” When the town wants to demolish Munster Moore for a museum, Herman tries to put a stop to it. Only one problem: Grandpa accidentally got him with a love potion, which take effect on the woman running the idea

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Season Two (1989–90)

  • “Three Hundred Something”
  • “No Place Like Home”
  • “Raging Hormones”
  • “Murder in Munster Land”
  • “Trail”
  • “It’s A Wonderful Afterlife”
  • “The Eyes Have It”
  • “It’s a Sad, Sad World”
  • “Melting Pot”
  • “Once in a Blue Moon”
  • “Drac The Ripper”
  • “Gateman and Son”
  • “Reunion”
  • “Pants on Fire”
  • “Munstergeist”
  • “Never Say Die”
  • “It’s a Baby”
  • “Tell’em Herman Sent You”
  • “Thicker Than Water”
  • “Misadventures in Time”
  • “Will The Real Herman Munster Please Stand Up?”
  • “Deadlock”
  • “Take This Job and Shovel It”
  • “That’s Gratitude”

 

Season Three (1990–91)

  • “The Silver Bullet”
  • “The Reel Munsters”
  • “Wishing You Were Here”
  • “Three Munsters and a Baby”
  • “It’s My Party and I’ll Die If I Want To”
  • “Makin’ Waves”
  • “Just Another Pretty Face” (remake of an original episode from the 1960s series)
  • “Kiss, Kiss”
  • “Mind Reader”
  • “No More Mr. Nice Guy”
  • “A House Divided”
  • “A Matter of Trust”
  • “Large”
  • “Genie from Hell”
  • “Lotsa Luck”
  • “If I Only Knew Now”
  • “Beating of Your Heart”
  • “Parenthood vs. Childhood”
  • “Das Trunk”
  • “A Camping We Will Go”
  • “Breaking the Chain”
  • “Diary of a Mad Munster Wife”
  • “The Bet”
  • “Family Night”

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Mountaintop Motel Massacre (1983)

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‘Please do not disturb Evelyn. She already is.’

Mountaintop Motel Massacre is a 1983 American horror film written and directed by Jim McCullough Sr. (Video Murders) from a screenplay by Jim McCullough Jr. (Creature from Black Lake). It stars Anna Chappell, Bill Thurman, and Amy Hill.

The plot concerns a psychotic elderly woman who, after being freed from incarceration, returns to the motel she ran and begins murdering the guests.

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The film was originally titled Mountaintop Motel and opened in one theater in Opelousas, Los Angeles, on July 15, 1983.

It received another minimal release as Horrors of Mountaintop Motel at the Meadowbrook 6 in Jackson, Mississippi, on December 14, 1984.

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In 1986, the film was picked up for a wide distribution via New World Pictures and ‘Massacre’ was added to the title (see below for more release information).

In the UK, the film is released on Blu-ray by 88 Films on 28 March, 2017.

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Plot:

Set in 1981, Evelyn (Anna Chappell) has spent the past three in an insane asylum. Upon her return home, Evelyn brutally murders her daughter, but lies to the authorities and is not held criminally responsible.

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Shortly after, Evelyn returns to the dilapidated Mountaintop Motel— a series of individual cabin suites— that she ran prior to her incarceration.

Evelyn attempts to return to business as usual and opens the motel to the public, but it isn’t long before she begins to succumb to psychotic episodes, and, during a severe rainstorm, she begins to murder the guests of the motel by way of an underground tunnel connecting each of the individual cabins…

Reviews:

“Yes, there is a lot of room for improvement and plenty of missed opportunities, but it still manages to hold interest throughout. I would have liked more occult elements, perhaps a glimpse into Evelyn’s past, but as is, it manages to include some eerie settings, some great use of tunnels, and a nice alternative to the usual knife bladed weapons.” Critical Outcast

“The story is too silly, the murders too predictable and unimaginative, the blood too phony and the acting too much on the level of a bad high school play to send so much as a shiver down anyone’s spine.” Nina Damton, The New York Times

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“While it is pretty tame considering its title I still think that it is a good movie. If you go into it expecting only a few cool death scenes as opposed to a total bloodbath of a film that features death after gruesome death you will enjoy it. I think that it has a fairly original premise and that the character of Evelyn (due mainly in part to Chappell’s portrayal) is excellent.” Todd Martin, HorrorNews.net

“Surprisingly fun and creepy backwoods flick…” Brian Albright, Regional Horror Films, 1958 – 1990

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“Evelyn Chambers isn’t necessarily a great movie villain, the story can become eye-shutting, and like I said, the climax is weak. Those cheap, but lovable jump scenes are missing from Mountaintop Motel Massacre, yet the simple slasher formula keeps you interested.” Jason G., Oh, the Horror!

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Previous releases:

In 1986, the film was theatrically distributed by New World Pictures, a company formerly owned by Roger Corman.

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It was later released on DVD by Anchor Bay Entertainment in 2001. It was re-issued by Image Entertainment’s “Midnight Madness” series in September 2011.

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Cast and characters:

  • Anna Chappell as Evelyn
  • Bill Thurman as Reverend Bill McWiley
  • Will Mitchell as Al
  • Virginia Loridans as Tanya
  • Major Brock as Crewshaw
  • James Bradford as Sheriff
  • Amy Hill as Prissy
  • Marian Jones as Mary
  • Gregg Brazzel as Vernon

Filming locations:

Caddo Parish and Shreveport, Louisiana, USA

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Curse II: The Bite aka The Bite (1989)

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‘The first bite is the deepest!’

Curse II: The Bite is a 1989 Italian/Japanese/American horror film directed by Federico Prosperi [as Fred Godwin] (producer of Wild Beasts) from a screenplay co-written with Susan Zelouf (actress in Beyond the Door III). Ovidio G. Assonitis (Piranha II: The Spawning; TentaclesThe Visitor) was a co-executive producer.

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Originally titled The Bite and released in some territories – such as the UK – with this title, the film was marketed in the United States as a tie-in with the otherwise unconnected 1987 H.P. Lovecraft adaptation, The Curse.

Two more unconnected straight-to-video ‘sequels’ followed, although they were also original productions given a retitling: Curse III: Blood Sacrifice (aka Panga, 1991) and Curse IV: The Ultimate Sacrifice (aka Catacombs, 1993).

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Main cast:

Jill Schoelen (Popcorn; Cutting Class; The Stepfather), J. Eddie Peck, Jamie Farr (best known as cross-dressing Corporal Klinger in TV series M*A*S*H but also in genre entries Kolchak: The Night Stalker; Arnold; The New Scooby-Doo Movies), Savina Gersak (Sonny Boy), Marianne Muellerleile, Al Fann, Sydney Lassick (The Unseen; Alligator; Carrie), Terrence Evans, Sandra Sexton, Bruce Marchiano, Shiri Appleby, Bo Svenson (Sweet 16; Snowbeast), José García, Tiny Wells, Sommer Betsworth.

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Plot:

After a young man is bitten on the hand by a radioactive snake, his hand changes into a lethal snake head, which attacks everyone he comes into contact with. Also, his body becomes filled with snakes. Now, he must prevent himself from hurting others…

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Reviews:

 

“The snake-barfing climax is worth the price of admission on its own. And, unlike The Curse (not to mention most late ‘80s/early ‘90s Italian horror movies), The Bite isn’t boring between its icky moments. The two leads are a likable couple that are easy to root for (right up to their Fly-inspired finale), the supporting cast is appropriately quirky, and the narrative moves quickly (despite some stiff transitions).” Gabriel Powers, DVD Active

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“There’s an entire road full of snakes that Clark and Lisa have to drive over. Then there’s all the snakes that Clark starts puking out of his transformed mouth at the end of the movie. There’s even plenty of snake POV shots to amp up the snakey suspense! And the special effects are all pre-CGI so there’s lots of appropriately gooey props to marvel at.” Monster Hunter

“This retitled feature has no relation to The Curse but is much better. It’s a surprising horror/road movie set in New Mexico. Some Asian horror ideas are used, and Screaming Mad George provided the FX.” Michael J. Weldon, The Psychotronic Video Guide

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“Pros: Good performances, better than you’d expect from this type of film. Some nice shots of the Arizona landscape. Above average special effects. An excellent score. Moves at a good steady pace. Some good gore gags. An awesome, exciting, and gruesome final 10 minutes. Cons: Apart from a few good shots the direction is pretty bland.” S.G.T. King, IMDb

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Filming locations:

New Mexico, USA

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Bad Movies = Great Trash – article by Bret McCormick

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“Movies are so rarely great art that if we cannot appreciate great trash we have very little reason to be interested in them.”

This quote is attributed to Pauline Kael, one of cinema’s best known professional critics. She also confessed to having a fondness for the biker movies that made such a mindless splash in the late 60s and early 70s.

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“I’m a little unclear on this whole good/bad thing.” Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters (1984)

Inevitably, when someone tells me they love my 1986 movie The Abomination, it’s because they stumbled onto the film at a very formative age. As kids, we are sponges, soaking everything up and trying to make sense of the insanity that passes for reality on this planet. A completely inane film can leave a deep mark in our developing consciousness, because it is puzzling to us or so incredibly different from anything we could imagine adults creating.

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I have a very vivid memory of the impact a cheesy film from the 50s, From Hell It Came, had on my five-year-old mind. I was at the babysitter’s house and had been told to take a nap. It was mid-afternoon and the sitter was watching the film on Dialing for Dollars, a local program that enticed people to watch B-movies by giving them the chance to win cash if their number was dialed on the air.

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I stood behind the door and peered through the crack to watch this film about a murdered tribesman who comes back to life as a killer tree. It was about as hokey as a film can be; the “monster” a tree not much different than the one that threw its apples at Dorothy and the gang in The Wizard of Oz.

Still, the movie left a very creepy mark on my psyche. Partly, because I was raised in a strict Baptist environment in which the word “Hell” was simply not spoken. And I’m sure, the fact that I watched secretly through a narrow slit heightened the experience. For years, I would get an inexplicable chill down my spine when I watched that silly film.

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I believe the question ultimately is not, “Why do people like bad movies?” The real question is, “Why do humans insist on labelling movies either good or bad?” I think the answer lies in the cognitive dissonance that inevitably arises in our minds when we attempt to reconcile the world as it is with the world authority figures have encouraged us to believe in.

Religions have always shaped the here-and-now by applying threats and promises of consequences in a hereafter. Taking a cue from the religions, governments have generated a secular world view that aims at having citizens police themselves. These influences in early life can only lead to the compulsive division of all we see or experience into good/bad, sheep/goats, dark/light, etc. Duality.

Humans are an odd species. They like bestowing awards on people and things. A warrior is given a medal by his king, leading him to be exalted as a hero. Meanwhile, on the foreign turf where he rode rough-shod over men, women and children, he’s viewed as a psychopath. The warrior is both a hero and a murderer, depending on your perspective. It’s no different with movies. We bestow awards on films because they are congruent with the current zeitgeist, or because they support the agenda of a particular organization.

WTF, man? I thought this was about bad horror movies! What’s all this high-falutin’ verbiage have to do with it?

Everything.

We humans want to believe things are separate. We like taking things and dissecting them into little bits. We pretend we’re learning from this process. In reality, I believe we’re just whistling in the dark. The answers to all our deepest questions are not answered. We escape the oppression and uncomfortable uncertainty by turning to entertainment.

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Boys love dinosaurs. A lot of little girls do, too. This love of giant reptiles often expands into an appreciation of all sorts of “monsters.” Perhaps parents encourage you to watch something they think will capture your imagination.

So, you overcome your fear and start watching monsters, aliens and such. Still, you’re probably only watching the “good stuff;” the big budget movies your folks are familiar with. Often times, the young person’s appetite for weirdness outstrips the supply of A-list titles. This is where the schlockmeisters creep into the scenario, filling the demand for the outré.

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Initially, the child is disappointed by these inferior films. Even so, he/she keeps watching every quirky title that gets a hook into the young imagination: Cat-Women of the Moon, The Killer ShrewsI Was a Teenage Frankenstein, The Brain That Wouldn’t DieHow to Make a Monster. These mad movies still demand a viewing simply for the enticing allure of their title alone.

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As the child approaches puberty, a sort of jaded quality sets in and watching “bad” movies with friends seems fun. What better bonding experience than pointing out the many flaws of films such as Larry Buchanan’s The Eye Creatures or Zontar: Thing from Venus while ingesting sodas and popcorn with your mates?

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Invariably, the young viewer crosses a line into dangerous territory… forbidden fruit… films that seem somehow threatening to the adults in the family. A defugalty arose when I was fifteen over an Andy Milligan poster I had hanging in my room. My Mom had previously ignored the thing, Bloodthirsty Butchers, whose infamous tag line was:

“Their prime cuts were curiously erotic… but thoroughly brutal!”

When my grandmother visited, she was scandalised. How could a fifteen-year-old boy be allowed to have such filth in his bedroom? It wasn’t healthy. My mother was swayed and she insisted I take it down. I retaliated by refusing to get a haircut.


Bad films are most certainly an acquired taste. Akin to masochism, I suspect.

As a purveyor of really cheap movies, I must admit that all my creations fall into the “bad” category. The uninitiated viewer is mistaken to think these things are accidentally bad. When they ask questions like, “How on Earth did this atrocity receive funding?” they completely miss the point.

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Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)

Bad movies are dredged up from the same polluted well as rock ‘n’ roll (including punk, metal, rap and all popular music’s more violent permutations). Bad films arise from the same impulses that birthed surreal art and the non-art of people like Andy Warhol (whose name was used to promote Paul Morrissey’s Blood for Dracula and Flesh for Frankenstein). They surge toward receptive minds in response to the morbid curiosity that causes people to ogle car wrecks and freak shows.

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As Pablo Picasso said: “Ah, good taste! What a dreadful thing! Taste is the enemy of creativeness.”

Bret McCormick, Horrorpedia © 2017

Related: 

B-Movie Baggage: Filmmaker versus Distributor in a Fight for Survival – article by Bret McCormick

Worst Horror Films of All-Time


Return to Horror High (1986)

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‘School spirit has never been this dead’

Return to Horror High is a 1986 [released 9 January 1987] American comedy/horror film directed by Bill Froehlich (Freddy’s Nightmares) from a screenplay co-written with Mark Lisson (Bones), Dana Escalante and Greg H. Sims. It is not a sequel to the 1974 movie Horror High.

The film stars Lori Lethin, Brendan Hughes, Alex Rocco (Lady in White; The Entity) and Scott Jacoby (To Die For and sequel; Bad Ronald). Also appearing, in an early role, is George Clooney (From Dusk Till Dawn; Grizzly II: The Predator; Return of the Killer Tomatoes).

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Plot:

In 1982, the southern California town of Crippen was rocked by a series of murders at the local high school. The killer was never apprehended.

Several years later, Cosmic Pictures, headed by sleazy producer Harry Sleerik (Alex Rocco), has come to Crippen to make a movie about the murders, setting up shop in the high school.

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However, it seems the killer is still there, and as crew and cast members disappear left and right, it’s up to ex-student/cop/leading man Steven Blake (Brendan Hughes) and leading lady Callie Cassidy (Lori Lethin) to investigate…

Reviews:

“Despite an incoherent spine, the film rarely bores and it’s fairly well acted in a campy way. There’s one really gruesome murder that involves a guy being nailed to a desk and dissected (Vince Edwards no less) and you have to appreciate the irony of a Biology teacher getting cut open that way. The loon has a great mask/cape disguise and there’s a decent score here too.” Luisito Joaquín González, A Slash Above

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“It’s a 60 minute movie stretched to 94 minutes. There are some fun Hollywood clichés that are satirized, but how many times do we have see the trouble writer getting his work taken away from him, the pretentious arty-farty director and the greedy, titty obsessed shyster producer? We get it.” Quint, Ain’t It Cool News

“It’s poorly done, ineptly plotted and never interesting. Lethin, McCormick and Jacoby should have been better served.” The Terror Trap

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“The innumerable twists and turns of the plot, combined with several shifts in time and perspective, wind up more confusing than intriguing, and most of the humor is purely (pardon the pun) sophomoric. Some of the “in” jokes about the industry in general and horror films in particular are good for a few laughs.” TV Guide

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“The story is infinitely confusing, and I really don’t think it’s meant to be understandable. And not in a David Lynchian way either, in a low budget, we gotta ship a movie kind of way. The kills aren’t anything too great, and for the most part we get quick edits, sounds, shadows and our imagination to horrify us…” Matt Fuerst, Jackass Critics

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“Alex Rocco has a few funny moments as a sleazy producer but this is a series of juvenile, unscary gore gags with mediocre characters.” John Stanley, Creature Features

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Choice dialogue:

Josh Forbes: “Harry, there will be no exploding tit shot!”

Josh Forbes: “We are making a movie. All other life ceases to exist. There is only… the next scene!”

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Cast and characters:

  • Lori Lethin as Callie Cassidy/Sarah Walker/Susan
  • Brendan Hughes as Steven Blake
  • Alex Rocco as Harry Sleerik
  • Scott Jacoby as Josh Forbes
  • Richard Brestoff as Arthur Lyman Kastleman
  • Andy Romano as Principal Kastleman
  • Al Fann as Amos
  • Pepper Martin as Chief Deyner
  • Maureen McCormick as Officer Tyler
  • Vince Edwards as Richard Birnbaum
  • Michael Eric Kramer as Donny Porter
  • George Clooney as Oliver
  • Cliff Emmich as Dillon
  • Panchito Gómez as Choo Choo
  • Marvin J. McIntyre as Robbie Rice
  • Philip McKeon as Richard Farley
  • Remy O’Neill as Esther Molvania
  • John Besmehn as Templeton Smithee
  • Darcy DeMoss as Sheri Haines
  • Will Etra as Mangles Face / Hatchet Face

Release:

UK: On 29 May 2017, the film is released on Blu-ray and DVD by 88 Films.

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USA: The film was given a limited release theatrically by New World Pictures on 9 January 1987. It grossed $1,189,709 at the box office. The film was initially released on DVD by Anchor Bay Entertainment in 2002. Image Entertainment issued the film on DVD on September 6, 2011 and then again on February 7, 2012 as a double-bill with Return of the Killer Tomatoes, which also features George Clooney.

Wikipedia | IMDb | Image credits: Wrong Side of the Art!


Spookies (1986)

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‘A night of unrelenting terror’

Spookies is a 1986 American horror film co-directed by Brendan Faulkner, Thomas Doran and Eugenie Joseph from a screenplay co-written with Frank Farel. The creature effects were created by Gabe Bartalos, Arnold Gargulio, Jennifer Aspinall and John Dods.

It was originally a 1984 feature film entitled Twisted Souls. The film was being edited when creative and legal issues between the producers and the financial backer prevented final post production work from being carried out.

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In 1985, the financial backer hired Eugenie Joseph to direct more footage which was pieced together with the footage from Twisted Souls, creating Spookies.

Plot:

A 13-year-old boy named Billy runs from home because his parents forgot his birthday. Making his way through woods, he encounters a drifter who is subsequently slashed to death. Billy stumbles on an old mansion where a room is decorated for birthday celebrations. Thinking it is a surprise by his parents, he opens a present to discover a severed head. Running away, he is attacked by the drifter’s killer, a werecat with a hook on one hand, and subsequently buried alive.

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Meanwhile, a group of friends decide to have a party in a seemingly deserted mansion. However, a sorcerer named Kreon resides there, keeping watch over his bride whom he has kept preserved for over seventy years.

Kreon possesses one of teenagers in the group, forcing her to use a Ouija board and summons a variety of monsters to pick off the group one by one. These include muck-men, small reptilian demons, giant spiders, an arachnid woman, an octopus-like creature with electric tentacles, a skeletal witch, a Grim Reaper statue, a vampiric boy in a monk’s habit, and a large group of zombies…

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Main cast:

Peter Dain, Peter Iasillo, Joan Ellen Delaney, Soo Paek, Nick Gionta, Anthony J Valbiro, Lisa Friede, Kim Merrill, Charlotte Alexandra, Al Magliochetti, Felix Ward, Alec Nemser, Maria Pechukas.

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Reviews:

Spookies doesn’t hold up well as a proper feature film for obvious reasons. It seems too much of a patched together creation solely based around what make-up effects the FX team could come up with. But what FX! A tour-de-force of 80s horror at its most grandiose and most sublime, Spookies is as entertaining as it is infuriating!” Andrew Smith, Popcorn Pictures

“The opener is harrowing, Fulci-esque and the night scenes are stunningly shot. The effects are not nearly as bad as they could be given the modest budget but there are corny lightning strikes and a plot that’s all over the map.” Really Awful Movies

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” …the entire movie is a series of visual setups, strung between the incongruous sorcerer gloating, party people screaming and dying, the purple werewolf holding doors closed with glee, and a bride loathing her predicament […] This movie is so goofy nonsensical you’ll love watching it while deriding the hell out of it.” Zombo’s Closet of Horror

“For 80 minutes long you will witness a monstrous SFX extravaganza while a group of clueless people is running around and being killed in a big mansion. Now, how does all this relate to our freeze-frame ending? To put it simple, in the same way all the previous events relate to each other in the film: It makes no sense!” Cult Reviews

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“The ‘kitchen sink’ approach should please undemanding fans.” John Stanley, Creature Features

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Blood Diner (1987)

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‘First they greet you, then they eat you.’

Blood Diner is a 1987 American comedy horror film directed by Jackie Kong (The Being) from a screenplay by actor-composer Michael Sonye (Star Slammer; Frozen Scream). Rick Burks and Carl Crew starred in this homage to Blood Feast (1963)

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The film was given a limited release theatrically in the United States by Lightning Pictures in July 1987. It was released on VHS the same year by Vestron Video.

Most recently, the film was released on Blu-ray on September 27, 2016, as part of Lionsgate’s new Vestron Video Collector’s Series (which also includes Chopping Mall). The high-definition restoration was supervised by director Jackie Kong and cinematographer Jürg V. Walther.

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  • Audio commentary with director Jackie Kong
  • The Cook, The Uncle, and The Detective featurette
  • Open for Business featurette
  • Scoring for Sheetar featurette
  • You Are What They Eat featurette
  • Archival interview with project consultant Eric Caidin
  • Theatrical trailer
  • TV spots
  • Still gallery

Plot:

Two brothers, Michael Tutman (Rick Burks) and George Tutman (Carl Crew) are brainwashed by their serial killer uncle Anwar Namtut (Drew Godderis) into completing his task of resurrecting the ancient Lumerian goddess Sheetar (Tanya Papanicolas). Their mission is given to them once they resurrect him from his grave. Anwar Namtut is from then on a brain in a mason jar that commands the brothers.

In order to complete their mission, the brothers must collect different body parts from many immoral women, stitch them together, and then call forth the goddess at a “blood buffet” with a virgin to sacrifice ready for her to eat. The brothers choose women for their “blood buffet” from those that enter into their wildly popular vegetarian restaurant. Meanwhile, two mismatched detectives (LaNette LaFrance and Roger Dauer) work together to try to track them down before more carnage can ensue…

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Reviews:

“While Blood Diner is a low-budget film, it’s artful and a far cry from the bottom of the barrel work of H.G. Lewis. It is decently shot, and while some effects, like Uncle Anwar (in brain form), are cheesy, the gore and makeup is quite good and actually seems to improve in quality (except when trying to be bad) as the films builds to its insane climax.” Duane Hicks, UK Horror Scene

Blood Diner is played for laughs, and has its tongue planted firmly in its cheek the whole way through. It’s ridiculously dumb and hilarious, and I can’t help but love it.” Nick Durham, Death & Giggles

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“The horror element has to have some punch, and even though Kong throws around copious amount of blood and vomit and numerous body parts (so much so that it had to be released unrated), it never comes off as grotesque, just icky. The comedy, then, has little to work against, so it ends up feeling hysterical and anxious, as if no one has any idea what is going on.” James Kendrick, QNetwork.com

Blood Diner is a truly fun fun film. It’s heart is firmly in the right place, usually discarded just to the left of the severed rib cage of some half naked corpse. The black humor works, the silliness is enjoyable and the gore is plentiful and satisfying.” Luke, Horror.Land

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“It is funny, full of some excellent death scenes, and is just a lot of fun to watch in general. If you are in the mood for something a little different that gives a ton of nods to Herschell Gordon Lewis’ Blood Feast in a number of wacky and over the top ways then you need to check this movie out as soon as you can.” Todd Martin, HorrorNews.net

“From the cruel hilarity to the eroticized misogyny to the Hitler tributes, Blood Diner is bitterly nihilistic, even for a black comedy. It’s enough to make one wonder what exactly was in Jackie Kong’s head when she made this, the swan song of her short and otherwise undistinguished career. It seems the work of an incompetent psychotic with a movie camera and an agenda against the world. The result is fascinating, for reasons the director never intended, and disturbing…” G. Smalley, 366 Weird Movies

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“It’s totally broad, bizarre and, to be frank, not necessarily “good” by any objective standard. But who cares? There’s an incredible sense of personal vision here, right down to the Soup Nazi caricature Police Sergeant, who is constantly hollering at his detectives that the “cannibal angle” they’re taking to try and solve the kidnappings is all wrong. In reality, Blood Diner is special because it isn’t for everyone.” Jacob Knight, Birth. Movies. Death

“Tasteless sleazeball low-budgeter redeemed by its satirical humor directed at the artificialities of horror films.” John Stanley, Creature Feature

Cast and characters:

  • Rick Burks as Michael Tutman
  • Carl Crew as George Tutman
  • LaNette LaFrance as Sheba Jackson
  • Roger Dauer as Mark Shepard
  • Lisa Guggenheim as Connie Stanton
  • Max Morris as Chief Miller
  • Roxanne Cybelle as Little Michael
  • Sir Rodenheaver as Little George
  • Drew Godderis as Anwar Namtut
  • Tanya Papanicolas as Sheetar/Bitsy
  • Michael Barton as Vitamin
  • John Barton Shields as Little Jimmy Hitler
  • Effie Bilbrey as Peggy
  • Karen Hazelwood as Babs
  • Bob Loya as Stan Saldin
  • Alisa Alvarez-Wood as Aerobic Girl
  • Al Davis as Blonde Dancer
  • Gene Wells as Doctor, Zombie, Wrestling Fan, EMT

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Brain Damage (1987)

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‘It’s a headache from Hell!’

Brain Damage is a 1987 [released 1988] American comedy horror film written and directed by Frank Henenlotter (Bad BiologyFrankenhooker; Basket Case and sequels). It stars Rick Hearst (The Vampire Diaries; Warlock III), Gordon MacDonald and Jennifer Lowry. TV horror host John Zacherley provided the voice of creature “Elmer/Aylmer”.

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Street Trash (1987) director Jim Muro handled the camera and the synth score was provided by Clutch Reiser and Gus Russo. Gabe Bartalos (Leprechaun; Skinned Deep; Spookies) provided the special makeup effects.

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On 8 May 2017, Arrow Video release the film on Blu-ray + DVD with the following features:

  • Digital transfer from original film elements
  • High Definition Blu-ray (1080p) and Standard Definition DVD presentations
  • Original Mono audio (uncompressed PCM on the Blu-ray)
  • Optional English subtitles for the deaf and hard of hearing
  • Brand new audio commentary by writer-director Frank Henenlotter
  • Brand new interviews with cast and crew
  • Q&A with Henenlotter recorded at the 2016 Offscreen Film Festival
  • Theatrical Trailer
  • Reversible sleeve featuring original and newly commissioned artwork by Sara Deck
  • Limited edition O-card with exclusive artwork
  • Collector’s Booklet with new writing on the film
  • Plus more to be announced!!!

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Opening plot:

A young man, Brian, begins an unwilling symbiotic relationship with a malevolent leech-like brain-eating parasite named “Elmer/Aylmer” that secretes a highly addictive, hallucinogenic blue fluid into Brian’s brain.

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In return for a steady supply of the fluid, Brian must seek out human victims for Elmer/Aylmer, so that he can devour their brains.

 

All the while, though, as Brian adopts a heavily secluded life in his indulgence of Elmer/Aylmer’s fluids, it begins to draw a rift in his relationship with his girlfriend Barbara and his brother…

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Reviews:

” …Brain Damage is a disgusting, yet wonderfully deranged affair that will have you laughing and gagging at the same time. Blessed with a haunting synthesizer score by Clutch Reiser and Gus Russo, […] and fantastic special effects (I loved the throbbing meatballs that looked like brains), the film beautifully mixes moments of playful absurdity with ones of absolute revulsion.” House of Self Indulgence

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“Now, don’t get the wrong idea – this isn’t some classy horror film. It’s still very much like his others: unknown actors, grimy New York locales, disgusting and phallic FX, kitchen-sink storytelling, etc. But it actually tells a real story (one that’s paced nicely to boot), instead of feeling like a loosely connected series of gags. Hell, there’s even a strong metaphorical slant to it…” Brian W. Collins, Horror Movie a Day

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“…Brain Damage knowingly winks at other genre titles like Altered States and even includes a very funny in-joke for Basket Case fans (look closely on the subway). While the basic narrative thread of the film will be familiar for anyone well-versed in other “horror as drug parable” titles like The Hunger, the real joy lies in Henenlotter’s curious little detours along the way.” Nathaniel Thompson, Mondo Digital

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“The parasite often looks and acts like a penis and even gets confusingly pulled into sexual activity. Brian appears to enjoy his drug like an orgasm, while his neck is being penetrated from behind (ahem). There’s more male nudity than female (usually Hennenlotter balances the two) and while there are no explicitly gay characters, there are several possibles, and even a fantasy threesome.” Black Hole

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“Some of the set-pieces that Frank Henenlotter manages are sensational, none more so than the sequence (censored from US prints) where Vicki Darnell kneels down to perform fellatio on Rick Herbst in an alleyway, only to have Aylmer burst out of his fly and pierce her throat to devour her brains – and then disappearing back into Herbst’s fly leaving chunks of meat all over his zipper.” Richard Scheib, Moria

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“The filmmakers juggle so many balls in the air that it’s a wonder any remain aloft. The story is about addiction, promiscuity, power and commerce. It’s a veritable crazy quilt of ideas that manages to engage our attention while our heads continue to dart away from the shocking images on screen.” Leonard Klady, Los Angeles Times, May 24, 1988

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“Like Basket Case (1981), to which there is a neat reference, this gives its monster a distinct personality but doesn’t come up with enough connective tissue to go around gory set pieces.” The Aurum Film Encyclopedia: Horror

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Interview:

Frank Henenlotter talks to Tris Thompson for Fangoria

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Cast and characters:

  • Rick Hearst as Brian
  • John Zacherle as voice of Aylmer
  • Jennifer Lowry as Barbara
  • Theo Barnes as Morris
  • Lucille Saint Peter as Martha

Filming locations:

New York City, New York, USA

Wikipedia | IMDb | Image credits: Black Hole | House of Self Indulgence

Related: Shivers aka They Came from Within

 


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